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SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!
Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
Bare Moon Rising by Genie
(Tune: Bad Moon Rising -- With apologies to Creedence Clearwater Revival)
I see a bare moon a-rising,
I see a bobble hat to boot.
I'm seeing things that shake--it's fright'ning--
Two tourists in their birthday suits.
[Chorus:]
Don't touch that dial,
Th' cam's bound to make you smile
There's a bare moon on tonight. (Repeat)
I hear her panting and her blowing,
See his rear end a-flappin free.
I fear there's 'way too much a-showing!
Wonder if they know they're on TV!
[Chorus:]
Don't touch that dial,
The cam's bound to make you smile
There's a bare moon on tonight. (Repeat)
Quickly they get themselves together--
Night guard is not a party guy!
Aw, shucks! We're back to watchin' badgers--
Porn cam is over for tonight!
[Chorus:]
Don't touch that dial,
Badger cam might make you smile!
Could be a bare moon on tonight. (Repeat)