My Husband's Got Viagra in Him by mousethief


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The Song Challenge: Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects. Anwar Hussein and Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March. They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes. In pill form, Viagra takes about an hour to work. Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be good!!

My Husband's Got Viagra in Him by mousethief
(Tune: My Husband's Got No Courage in Him)

As I walked out one May morning
As all the larks were wingin'
I saw two ladies on a fence
And one of them 'er 'ands was wringin'

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

For twenty years we bounced in bed
When 'e was young and lissome
Only gettin' up to comb 'is 'ead
Or wash or maybe piss some

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

Then another ten years I had reprieve
When Willie-o grew flaccid
And me 'usband took (would you believe!)
All manner of potions and acids

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

But nothing could put 'is Johnson right
Which didn't bother me none
Until one dark and fateful night
A little blue pill grew his wee one

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

But the little blue pill was a slowsome way
To satisfy me mannie
This week 'e came 'ome with a nasal spray
That quickly grows 'is Stanley

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

Six children I have raised and fed
And sent off to seek their fortune
And I told my daughters, "Keep your maiden'ead!"
"Let no man you importune!"

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

"But wait!" the other lady said,
"Surely lovin' gives you a good feelin'?"
"Oh yes," the first one nods 'er 'ead,
"It's just I 'ate the bedroom ceilin'!"

O! dear O! -- O! dear O!
Me 'usband's got Viagra in 'im!
O! dear O!

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