SONG CHALLENGE WINNER!

The Song Challenge:   Don't You Think They'd Get A Stiff Neck? -- Two University of Kentucky professors have been awarded a patent for an intranasal for of Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, which would produce almost instantaneous effects.  Anwar Hussein and Lewis Dittert, who filed for the patent in Dec'98 and received international media attention, were awarded the patent in March.   They said their delivery system would allow patients to get results in 5 to 15 minutes.  In pill form, Viagra takes about an hour to work.  Somebody go and tell Catspaw to keep a squinty eye on this one . . . I think it's gonna be good!!


New Viagra by Micca
(Tune "on Top of Old Smokey")

On top of the sofa
with my sweetheart I lay
I popped some Viagra
To help me on my way
I dived for my true love
This new stuffs a blast
Vaulted into the garden
Its kicked in so fast

This new style Viagra
Works without delay
'stead of waiting an hour
it gives instant replay
and instant replay boys
is a boon and a crack
it gives forward momentum
but it knackers your back

so all the young ladys
are lamenting each day
for the hour of waiting
was once spent in foreplay
now their fellas are falling
back to their old way
wham bam thank you ma am
and I'll be on my way

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