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The Song Challenge:   The Love That Bites The Big One: Police in North Platte, Nebraska, have a case with bite.    They were called to the home of a 55-year-old woman who dropped her false teeth in the toilet, after she had been partying and drinking with her boyfriend.  The toilet backed up and the boyfriend called a plumber.   The plumber charged $50 to retrieve the dentures, which the boyfriend paid. But the boyfriend refused to give the teeth to woman until he was paid back.   That's where the cops come in.   The woman called police, saying she didn't have the money and couldn't eat without her teeth.   Police say they sat the two down and had the pair work out deal. She signed an IOU and he gave back the choppers.


Thirty-Second Radio Ad for Poly-Grip by Trapper
(Tune: Humoresque -- New Words by Al Boyce 8/13/2001)

Molly sneezed and dropped her choppers
Sad to say the toilet top was
Open and her teeth went
In the Loo

The toilet flushed and stole her molars
Called the plumber and he told her
Fifty bucks will get them
Back for you

Molly wanted her bicuspids
Paid the price that had been thus bid
Borrowing the money
From her beau

He said, "I'll hold your incisors
As collateral, it's wiser
To prevent debt long-in-tooth
To grow

Molly fought him for her canines
Finally called the 9-1-1 line
Cop showed up and met them
At the door

Molly gave her guy debentures
Then he gave back Molly's dentures
Next time she'll use Poly-Grip
For Sure

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