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Gadzooks, Batman, It's the G-String Gang! Holy Underwear! -- LONDON (Reuters) - Cheeky thieves, dubbed the "G-string Gang" by the British press, made off with thousands of pounds worth of racy underwear after a daylight raid on upmarket lingerie designer Agent Provocateur, a spokesman said on Tuesday.  The central London headquarters of Agent Provocateur, a favorite among celebrities such as Kate Moss and Liz Hurley, was burgled over the weekend by thieves who carried off 27,000 pounds ($40,000) worth of lacy bras, knickers and corsets as well as shoes and jewelry.  "We were all working upstairs when it appears the thieves broke down the front door and managed to steal the collections from the basement," said Agent Provocateur founder Joe Corre.  But the thieves, who got away with the fashion house's new collection, had not made an intelligent choice in targeting such an exclusive boutique, he said.  "The very nature of the designs, being so distinctive, renders them instantly recognizable, making it easier to track the thieves down, whatever they try to do with the collection."  Agent Provocateur is known for its sexy, slinky and expensive designs which include one-off corsets, suspenders, stockings and G-strings.  A spokesman for London's Metropolitan Police said the burglary was being investigated but there was no description of the suspects.


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Well, Paul & Silas, bound in jail, all night long (black and lacy)
Oh, Paul & Silas, bound in jail, all night long (red and racy)
Yes, Paul & Silas bound in jail, all night long (wild and cracy)
"But who did deliver this for free?"

Well the jailer brought them contraband, all night long (he was kinky)
Yes the jailer brought them contraband, all night long (tight and slinky)
Oh the jailer brought them contraband, all night long (kinda hinky!)
"But who did deliver this for free?"

Well, they posed like trash and their thunder-thighs roared, all night long (they were dancin'!)
Oh, they posed like trash and their thunder-thighs roared, all night long (they were prancin'!)
Yes, they posed like trash and their thunder-thighs roared, all night long (soul-enhancin'!)
"But who did deliver this for free?"

Well, that old jail just reeled and rocked, all night long (such high fashion!)
Oh, that old jail just reeled and rocked, all night long (silken passion!)
Yes, that old jail just reeled and rocked, all night long (purple satin!)
"But who did deliver this for free?"

So Paul and Silas prayed and prayed, all night long ("where'd it come from?")
Oh, Paul and Silas prayed and prayed, all night long ("lookin' handsome!")
Yes, Paul and Silas prayed and prayed, all night long ("gimme freedom!")
"But who did deliver this for free?"

Well...... (long pause..... then, slow and quiet, it resumes, building steam for a big finish....)

... they heard the answer from on high, all night long ("are ya kiddin'?")
Oh, they heard the answer from on high, all night long ("you bullshittin'?")
Yes they heard the answer from on high, all night long ("you're forgettin'!")
"Deliverin'!? Why, that's My specialty!"

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