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Naughty Naturalists Nabbed in Night-Vision Nasty –– A couple at a lakeland holiday park were caught naked on cameras meant to monitor the movements of badgers. The pair ventured into the snowy woods at the Oasis Village, near Penrith in Cumbria. Their romp was beamed into every hotel bedroom on a special channel trained on the badger set. The night-vision camera caught the couple in the early hours of the morning. The woman kept her bobble hat on, reports the News of the World. The pair stopped when they heard a sound and quickly put their clothes on before being chased by a security guard with a torch. The identity of the couple has not been revealed.
Rough As A Badger by derrymacash
(A spoof on the words which Planxty sing on their version of "The Frost Is All Over". Which means that the only song from "Cold Blow And The Rainy Night" which I haven't parodied in this thread is "Baneasa's Green Glade". Which, no offence to you, Andy, is my least favourite track on this album. Still, in the interests of a song challenge!)
What would you do if I tumbled you over?
What would I do, only pull you on top.
Would you perform in a woolly pullover?
Not on your life, but a big wolly cap.
The night it has come and the cameras are rolling
Kitty lie over next to the tree
You to be damp and me to be swollen
Kitty lie over next to the tree
Paddy, she says, you are rough as a badger
Kitty lie over next to the tree
I'll have me a shave just as soon as I've had 'ye (Groan!)
Kitty lie over next to the tree