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Punter Shop Pilferer Put In Pokey By Poo On Shoe -- SYDNEY (Reuters) - A glob of dog excrement on a Queensland robber's shoe has been used as evidence to identify him, landing him with a 10-year stretch for a betting shop hold-up on Australia's Gold Coast. Police said Thursday they had used enhanced photos from a security camera to match the pattern of excrement found at the crime scene to that on 26-year-old Jacob Smith's shoe. "It's not rocket science. It's as plain as poo on your shoe," police sergeant Alan Piper, a veteran scientific officer, was quoted by local media as saying. "It could have been one of a thousand or ten thousand shoes, but because that poo was there it was creating a great big feature that allowed us to go to a positive identification." "I'd say there has been some more poo on the shoe but it has worn away," said Piper, who admitted to also doing a smell test. Smith, who had wrapped a sheet around his face to hide his identity during the heist, was jailed in June for 10 years and 10 months on charges of robbery, being armed and in company and unlawful use of a motor vehicle.
Stinkin' Frame-up by Genie
(Tune: Stormy Weather)
Don't know who
Put the dog poo on my shoe–
Stinkin' frame-up!
Someone's tryin' to mess me good name up,
Sayin' I did the crime, the crime.
It's not fair!
Poop and crap are everywhere–
It's a frame up!
Now the verdict's finally came up–
I'm lookin' at hard time, hard time.
I'm lookin' at hard time.
Since some bloke robbed a shop,
The "blues" walked in and nabbed me.
(I'm sure that "Piper" cop
Put the crap there to entrap me.)
Now I just sit and pray
No horny con will grab me,
Or I'll be on the run once more!
It's a sin!
Now I'm doin' ten and ten–
Stinkin' frame-up!
(Wish, at least, they'd bring me a dame up!
I'm waning all the time, the time.)
This sh*t's gettin' to my mind!