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Thay That Again, You Thwollen Thongue Thevil -- A jury in Tavares, Florida, convicted Leal Fleming, 45, of drunk driving in November, despite his insistence that the reason he slurred his words to a police officer, and couldn't breathe into a breathalyzer, was that he had just been bitten on the tongue by a rat snake and was on his way to a hospital to get treatment for the swelling. Said Fleming after the trial, "After the verdict came in, I had some second thoughts (about not taking an offered plea bargain), but I still think there was a point to our defense."


Don't You Tesht My Breath by Deda
(To the tune of Don't You Feel My Leg! -- click here to see that thread)

Deda's Comments:  Hey fellash there'sh more'n one way to shlurr your eshes.


Hey there Osshiffur, ain'tchoo a cutie!
Now don't you tesht my breath
No don't you bresht my tesht
I'm nearly bit to death
I'm shwooning easht to wesht
So don't you tesht my breashth.

Now I can shtraight my walk
And I won't shlur my talk
No I won't shlur my talk
If you'll jesht help me walk
But don'choo blotch my walksh.

You shay you shaw me driving
Shlurrvin shide to shide
But loookit my mouff
Cuz there's a SHNAKE inshide!

You shay I'm drunk, right off my assh
But I got bit by Cleopatra's athp!

Now don't you tesht my breath
No don't you bresht my tesht
I'm nearly bit to death
I'm shwooning easht to wesht
So don't you tesht my breashth.
Don't you besht my treth. Nooooooooh, no.

I didn't shlur my words, Yer honor oshifer
It'sh jush that shnakey worm thash all it is, yesshir
In my Tequilla jug
The one that bit my tongue
I didn't shlurr no wordsh.

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