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'I See Your Future Growing Bigger And Bigger' (Hamburg, Germany) A German clairvoyant is reading his clients' futures by feeling their naked bottoms. Ulf Buck says buttocks have similar lines to those on the hand, which can be read. The 39-year-old, who's been blind since he was three, says the bottom is more 'intense' than the hand. He says a reading can give information about his clients' personalities as well as their future wealth, happiness and health. Mr Buck from Meldorf, northwest of Hamburg, says he's attracting all kinds of clients including a soap star and a stockbroker. He also says being blind helps to relax his customers as they know they'll remain anonymous and that he doesn't get a thrill from the buttock reading, adding he's happily married.
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mousethief's Comments: How about a folk rap?
I read your butts and I cannot lie
You other soothsayers can't deny
When a girl strips down below her waist
I can read her nether face
I feel lines in her cheek designs
Cos her future's in her butt
Take off the jeans you're wearing
I'm blind so I won't be staring
I just wanna read your futcha
I can feel from your patootcha
Whole life's written in these lines
It's like reading highway signs