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The Song Challenge:   The Day That Saji's Sari Slipped and Baji's Bobbin Got Buffed . . . India's health minister has banned the use of condoms to lubricate bobbins used in weaving saris.  CP Thakur has told parliament sari makers are using condoms to speed up weaving because condom lubricant was also good at stopping yarn from snapping.    Mr. Thakur claims the use of so many condoms in the sari industry is affecting India's population control programme.    "Instructions have been issued to stop this practice," Mr Thakur said.  Mr Thakur says the use of condoms in weaving is causing shortages and instances of unscrupulous government health workers meant to distribute free condoms to contain population instead selling the condoms to sari makers.  Workers rub the condoms on bobbins while they make their brocade saris.   The industry is using an estimated half a million condoms every day.   Each of the 125,000 looms in the city of Varanasi uses an average four condoms per day.   It takes nearly 15 condoms to produce one Benarasi sari. The lubricant on the condom smoothens the bobbin and makes it move faster between threads..


Johnnies on the Bobbin by McGrath of Harlow

O, dear me, the mill is out of luck
And the poor bobbins they kept on gettin' stuck
Shifting shuttles left and right
The looms were breakin' down, they were far too tight.

O, dear me, I had a fine idea
A johnnie on the bobbin and the thing ran clear
Shiftin', spinning, fast as it can,
Going up and doon like a brave wee man

O, dear me, there's such trouble at the mill,
They've taken all the johnnies, they've put us on the pill,
And I am illcontented, happy days are at an end -
I surely miss my bobbin, such a brave wee friend.

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