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Title	Date	Sample Intertitle
From the Manger to the Cross	Oct '12	THE BEGINNING OF MIRACLES.
The Life and Death of King Richard III	Oct '12	"Prophesy of wizard thrown in at window."
Cleopatra	Nov '12	"You may kill me, Queen, but the love in my soul for you will never perish!"
The Invaders	Nov '12	SKY STAR OVERHEARS THE PLAN TO MASSACRE THE WHITES.
Traffic in Souls	Nov '13	"Five hundred was too much to pay for girl number 364."
The Squaw Man	Feb '14	"I WONT DRINK WITH A MAN WHO ROBBED THE ORPHANS OF THE KING'S SOLDIERS."
Judith of Bethulia	Mar '14	Nathan could scarce be refrained from going to the succor of Naomi.
Home, Sweet Home	May '14	"I got no picture to give you, but this Christmas card looks like me"
Uncle Tom's Cabin	Aug '14	"I hate religious niggers, damn you! Give that boy a hundred lashes, or I'll send you to that New Jerusalem you are always talking about."
The Patchwork Girl of Oz	Aug '14	The Lonesome Zoop.
A Florida Enchantment	Sep '14	Lillian dons female attire for the last time and leaves for Florida.
Hearts and Diamonds	Sep '14	Believing that Miss Whipple would favor a bachelor more than a widower, Tupper packs his daughters off to their uncle.
The Magic Cloak of Oz	Sep '14	And after the Fairies had made the Magic Cloak, they did not know what to do with it, so they had to ask the Man in the Moon.
His Majesty, the Scarecrow of Oz	Oct '14	Princess Gloria, scorning Googly-goo, falls in love with Pon, the Gardener's boy.
The Wishing Ring	Nov '14	Grieved by the Earl's sufferings and wishing to relieve him, Sally applies to the gypsies for a remedy to cure his gout.
Tillie's Punctured Romance	Nov '14	FROM THE PURE BREATH OF THE OPEN SPACES TO THE FETID ATMOSPHERE OF THE WICKED CITY IS BUT A STEP --- BUT WHAT A STEP!
The Bargain	Dec '14	The West! The Land of Vast Golden Silences Where God Sits Enthroned on the Purple Peaks and Man Stands Face to Face With His Soul
Cinderella	Jan '15	"But do I have to go to the Ball dressed like this?"
A Fool There Was	Jan '15	"Kiss me, my Fool!"
The Italian	Jan '15	"HERE'S A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU. HAVE YOUR WOP FRIENDS VOTE FOR THIS GUY"
Hypocrites	Jan '15	The people are shocked by the nakedness of truth
Young Romance	Jan '15	"IF YOU TURN YOUR HEAD, I'LL BLOW IT OFF."
The Birth of a Nation	Feb '15	"Dem free-niggers f'um de N'of am sho' crazy."
Alias Jimmy Valentine	Feb '15	By day he is Mr. Lee Randall - respected citizen. By night he is Jimmy Valentine - enemy to society.
Hearts in Exile	Apr '15	"Oh, Paul, why are you poor? I dare not love you. I must have money for my work."
The Fugitive	Apr '15	Luke determines to take him to his desert cabin, not having the heart to leave the Sheriff behind to perish in the desert.
Ghosts	Jun '15	"You, my father? No! I'm an outcast. Goodbye!"
Regeneration	Sep '15	"Hide me, Owen -- I knifed a cop!"
The Coward	Oct '15	The gay day -- the Gray day -- when War's finger beckoned and men obeyed, stepping across destiny's threshold toward the battle-reddened horizon where Death and Glory stood hand in hand.
Martyrs of the Alamo	Nov '15	An inveterate drug fiend, the Dictator of Mexico also famous for his shameful orgies.
The Cheat	Dec '15	"The same old story - My husband objects to my extravagance - and you."
The Golden Chance	Jan '16	"This'll look fine in print. 'Young Millionaire visits wife of day laborer at midnight.'"
Hell's Hinges	Feb '16	"TO HELL WITH THE CHURCH! Let's burn her down!"
Hoodoo Ann	Mar '16	She invents a test of cleanliness that was never found in the pages of the Homely Ladies Journal.
Charlie Chaplin's Burlesque on Carmen	Apr '16	"Your charms tonight are for Darn Hosiery."
Where Are My Children	May '16	"I have just learned why so many of you have no children. I should bring you to trial for manslaughter, but I shall content myself with asking you to leave my house!"
Civilization	Jun '16	After nineteen centuries of Christian spirit, its mockery is laid bare in the sight of men thirsty for blood.
Flirting with Fate	Jul '16	Even the terror of imminent death cannot keep our Augy from the side of his Gladys.
Gretchen the Greenhorn	Sep '16	Rogers of the mystery ship pursues the evil purpose for which he has become a neighbor of Jan.
Intolerance: Love's Struggle Through the Ages	Sep '16	"We must destroy or be destroyed."
The Ocean Waif	Nov '16	"He lifted the stone. There lay the skeletons of a dozen men---"
The Matrimaniac	Dec '16	"Your eyes shine like--like--er--the scent of the jasmine in a--er--in a lake of silver."
Joan the Woman	Dec '16	Founded on the Life of Joan of Arc, the Girl Patriot, Who Fought with Men, Was Loved by Men and Killed by Men - Yet Withal Retained the Heart of a Woman.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea	Dec '16	One night in his bedchamber the ghost of the Princess tortures him to the point of madness.
The Poor Little Rich Girl	Mar '17	"I may be a Silly Ass, but I'm not a Two-faced Thing, like you."
A Romance of the Redwoods	May '17	With the Dawn Came Primitive Hunger.
Betsy Ross	Sep '17	"Scipio, don't you dare kill that Vernon nigger---it will ruin his new suit!"
Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm	Sep '17	"This soap is of such pure engredients that a baby can eat it with relish and profit."
'49-'17	Oct '17	"I don't know what you're up to, Raynor, but if Peggy's going to suffer by it, Nugget Notch won't be big enough for both of us!"
A Little Princess	Nov '17	"My 'ead bumps into the slats, Miss - w'en you speaks of murderin' the whole fambly!"
The Secret Game	Dec '17	"American girl have beeg round eye instead of the beautiful slant - but some of her have beauty."
Tom Sawyer	Dec '17	"Say, if you give me any more of your sass, I'll take and bounce a rock off'n your head!"
The Scarlet Car	Dec '17	"Mighty funny - the cashier and thirty-five thousand dollars disappear at the same time!"
A Modern Musketeer	Dec '17	"Listen son--you've got the wrong idea. Women want equal rights. If you want their love, give them equal lefts too."
The Man from Texas	??? '17	-- the boys on the Diamond M ranch were always ready to stack up the 'Man from Texas' against any puncher in the valley.
Stella Maris	Jan '18	"We were happy until she could no longer control this habit. Then - the Woman in her died and she became a Thing - a beastly - cruel Thing!"
The Unbeliever	Feb '18	"A thousand damnations on your sniveling, lying preaching! There ain't no God - - I know it! There's only Hell - - - - -"
Amarilly of Clothes-Line Alley	Mar '18	"Wonder where she copped that muff!"
Hearts of the World	Mar '18	After all, does war ever settle any question? The South was ruined - thousands of lives were sacrificed - by the Civil War; yet, did it really settle the Black and White problem in this country?
The Whispering Chorus	Mar '18	"Be strong enough, my son, to bear the truth! Jane, believing you dead, was married two years ago - to the Governor of this State!"
The Blue Bird	Mar '18	Tradition whispers that in the sky is a bird, blue as the sky itself, which brings to its finder HAPPINESS. But everyone cannot see it; for mortal eyes are prone to be blinded by the glitter of wealth, fame and position, and deceived by the mocking Will-o'-the-Wisp of empty honors.
Tarzan of the Apes	Apr '18	The nearness of the clinging form, the warm touch of the first woman he had ever known, thrilled Tarzan with a new emotion and every throbbing pulse-beat spurred him to take her for his own.
A Dog's Life	Apr '18	"If you smile and wink, they'll buy a drink."
M'liss	May '18	"Think you'll have a purty nice cabin here - after you weeds out the rattle-snakes. Last feller lived here - died of 'em."
Shoulder Arms	Oct '18	"Pay attention to the war!"
Don't Change Your Husband	Jan '19	The Dangers of a Fancy Dress Ball lurk as insidiously behind the merriment as a Serpent under Rose Leaves - its very Romance is Temptation! At least so discovered Van Sutphen and Leila.
The False Faces	Feb '19	"So - you verdammtes Prussian schwein-- I find you thus!"
Daddy-Long-Legs	May '19	Three times a day the orphans faced their common enemy, the prune.
Broken Blossoms or The Yellow Man and the Girl	May '19	"What makes you so good to me, Chinky?"
The Busher	May '19	"A telegram! I wonder who's dead!"
True Heart Susie: The Story of a Plain Girl	Jun '19	Do men look for the true heart in women? Or are most of them caught by the net of paint, powder and suggestive clothes?
Love's Prisoner	Jun '19	Was her success the triumph of Climax Cocoa ---or a victory of girlish sincerity and youthful enthusiasm?
Sunnyside	Jun '19	Oh, cruel fate.
Back to God's Country	Sep '19	.... on the edge of the Arctic Sea, comes "Wapi the Killer," a throwback of forty dog generations, a white man's dog in a brown man's land.
Eyes of Youth	Oct '19	GUILTLESS! Condemned by the merciless judge, Public Opinion - 'To hell for life and no parole!'
The Heart o' the Hills	Nov '19	"I'm of a notion to fetch me a stick an' whoop the life outer ye!"
Male and Female	Nov '19	And there it might have ended, had they not been blown by the Winds of Chance into uncharted Tropic Seas - with Destiny, unsmiling, at the Wheel.
Scarlet Days	Nov '19	Hot for vengeance, Bagley determines that Rosy shall die.
Victory	Dec '19	The junk was gone; and she was alone on a desert isle with a man she scarcely knew.
Blind Husbands	Dec '19	One of the most frequent reasons for divorce is "alienation of affection" ...And the reason within the reason is the fact that "the other man" steps in with his sincere (or insincere) attentions just when the husband in his self-complacency forgets the wooing wiles of his prenuptial days... Guilty! says the world condemning "the other man" ...But what of the husband?
Pollyanna	Jan '20	"Help, the turnips have got me!"
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde	Mar '20	"Damn it, I don't like it! You're tampering with the supernatural!"
The Toll Gate	Apr '20	"We're worth about five thousand a head an' they ain't particular how we're brought in."
The Flapper	May '20	They just knew he was notorious, or very gay, or perhaps an English lord - this made it so romantic.
Why Change Your Wife	May '20	When a woman meets her ex-husband she realizes all she has lost; When she meets his wife she realizes all he has lost.
The Mollycoddle	Jun '20	Years before, young Marshall's grandfather came abruptly on this very spot and reining in his horse, exclaimed: "Hurrah for God."
Suds	Jun '20	"Blimy, you 'nd Lavender 'ave a 'ell of a time, don't you, Sudsie?"
The Penalty	Jul '20	"It's always Blizzard - that cripple from Hell."
Way Down East	Sep '20	He has three specialties -- ladies -- Ladies -- and LADIES.
Nomads of the North	Sep '20	"I'm sorry I had to kill her, Boy - I'm sorry! But it was that - or starve!"
Headin' Home	Sep '20	"There wuz nothin' bigoted about our new minister. He approved of ice cream an' sarsprilly in moderation."
The Saphead	Oct '20	"Leon, we're to be married secretly Tuesday evening -- please make all the arrangements."
Something New	Oct '20	"Stand by, Pardner! Ain't seen this gal since she was knee-high to a grasshopper an' meetin' females allus makes me nervous!"
Just Pals	Nov '20	"There ain't nothin' the matter with you, is there? You didn't go to school, did you? Then why in hell send me?"
The Mark of Zorro	Nov '20	"You idlers! You wasters! You fashion-plates! You sit and sip your wine while the naked back of an unprotesting soldier of Christ is lashed with the whip!"
Outside the Law	Dec '20	But in all his cruel, crafty planning "Black Mike" had overlooked one thing - the human heart.
Stolen Moments	Dec '20	"It looks like a woman's work. If it is - we are certain to get her - women always leave clues."
The Love Light	Jan '21	And at midnight, Angela flashed her "I love you" message across the waters to the waiting Joseph.
The Kid	Jan '21	"Awkward ass."
Seven Years Bad Luck	Feb '21	"From your palm lines, I can see that you weren't killed in the war ..."
The Nut	Mar '21	This guy is Philip Feeney. He's a hard-boiled gink and crooked as the Gulf Stream.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse	Mar '21	Women were not strange to Julio's studio, but never before had there been one - like Marguerite.
Through the Back Door	May '21	Laugh and your husband laughs with you, weep, and he laughs with somebody else.
Too Wise Wives	May '21	Knitted slippers -- his pet abomination!
The Conquering Power	Jul '21	A cradle of greed - each glittering louis alive - smiling back at his maddened senses, while behind the walls - beneath the floors - voices croon the soothing lullaby - Gold - Gold - Gold.
The Three Musketeers	Aug '21	"Permit me to observe, monsieur, that in one respect you are absolutely perfect. You are the most perfect idiot I have ever met!"
The Blot	Sep '21	Curious he had never noticed before that Juanita was - well - rather loud.
The Affairs of Anatol	Sep '21	"Let's not kiss any more, dear, till after breakfast!"
Camille	Sep '21	"I wish I were a relative - your servant - a dog - that I might care for you - nurse you - make you well!"
The Idle Class	Sep '21	The lonely tramp.
The Ace of Hearts	Oct '21	"I have been in this man's confidence for three months. It is my conviction that his death would rid the world of an intolerable menace."
The Sheik	Oct '21	"Does the past mean so little to you that you now steal white women and make love to them like a savage?"
Miss Lulu Bett	Nov '21	"I guess you're forgettin' I'm a guest in this house, and have been for fifteen years."
Little Lord Fauntleroy	Nov '21	"-- -- you, come with your ugly offspring, come here like vultures to wait for me to die!"
Love Never Dies	Nov '21	Suffering under the delusion that Liz Trott is his real Mother.
The Last of the Mohicans	Dec '21	"You! - The daughter of Colonel Munro! - Admiring a filthy savage!"
A Sailor-Made Man	Dec '21	"It's too hot to play croquet_ Let's get married."
Orphans of the Storm	Dec '21	Inflamed by Henriette's virginal beauty, the Marquis orders La Fleur to abduct her at any hazard.
Tol'able David	Dec '21	"Hatburn, you killed my brother's dog! I have government mail and passengers now, but when I'm through - - I'll be back."
Leap Year	??? '21	"This is our saddest case, Uncle - the result of too many raisins."
Moran of the Lady Letty	Feb '22	Chopstick Charlie concludes that when a man makes love to a maid, one of them should wear skirts.
The Man from Beyond	Apr '22	Then loomed what seemed the fancy of a fevered brain! A ship! An ancient square-rigged hulk, phantom-like on the rim of the frozen world, the plaything of the ever-shifting ice
Beyond the Rocks	May '22	"What devotion, Morella - he has braved a house party to be near you!"
Foolish Wives	May '22	"- and please, Andrew, don't try to choose my friends for me - remember - I'm free - white - and twenty-one!"
Blood and Sand	Aug '22	"Some day you will beat me with those strong hands! I should like to know what it feels like!"
The Light in the Dark/The Light of Faith	Sep '22	"They say it glows in the dark, your Honor - and works miracles."
The Prisoner of Zenda	Sep '22	"While you're unhung, Hentzau, hell lacks its master!"
Grandma's Boy	Sep '22	His Old Fashioned Grandmother _ She raised him through the croup, measles and whooping cough _ and felt slighted when he dodged the mumps.
Manslaughter	Sep '22	"Here's a new 'kick', Lydia! Let's put OURSELVES up as stakes! If I lose - you marry me! If you lose - I marry you!"
Lorna Doone	Oct '22	"Drink to thy new Master! Drink to damnation of old Sir Ensor! Drink to my bride - warm wine for my bride of ice!"
Robin Hood	Oct '22	"Damn their black hides! I'll lash them till they bleat!"
The Headless Horseman	Nov '22	From the moment Ichabod laid his eyes upon these regions of delight, the peace of his mind was at an end, and his only study was how to gain the affections of this peerless daughter of Van Tassel.
Shadows	Nov '22	"Mista Yen Sin velly humble dog, but washee colla fine!"
Tess of the Storm Country	Nov '22	"There's one of the godless lot now -- shameless little hussy!"
Down to the Sea in Ships	Nov '22	"If you ever get hit by a whale's flukes you'll wake up in Davy Jones's Locker!"
The Toll of the Sea	Nov '22	"Christian lady at Mission tell me America fine place. Women free -- can spend all husband's money."
Dr. Jack	Dec '22	"DANGEROUS LUNATIC _ 'HUMPY' LOGAN - JUS' ESCAPED! WE'VE SEEN HIM HERE ON YOUR PREMISES!"
The Pilgrim	Feb '23	Introducing Howard Huntington - alias "Nitro Nick" - alias "Picking Pete".
Safety Last	Apr '23	"Say, for five hundred dollars I'd climb to Heaven, an' hang by my heels from the pearly gates."
Souls for Sale	Apr '23	"O Hollywood! Hollywood! Thou movie-mammon that leadest our children astray, and teachest them wickedness! O Los Angeles, thy name should be Los Diaboles!"
The Shock	Jun '23	"Inhale it, you boob!"
The Hunchback of Notre Dame	Sep '23	Esmeralda's presence inspired Quasimodo to express his wild joy in the only way he knew.
The Covered Wagon	Sep '23	"Wish I could get some good licker! I forgit if I remembered t' tell you what I forgot t' tell Banion when I was too sober to remember."
Scaramouche	Sep '23	"Turn out the dragoons and bring me that Gavrillac lawyer, dead or alive!"
Why Worry?	Sep '23	Crestshire Country Club - Aristocratic, exclusive and expensive. Wealthy society idlers with absolutely nothing to do - come here to do it.
Three Ages	Sep '23	Somehow he vaguely remembered that somewhere -- sometime -- somebody made friends with some lion by doing something to some of its paws.
A Woman of Paris	Sep '23	"Who do you think was with Pierre last night? That cat Paulette."
Haldane of the Secret Service	Sep '23	"Partners for the next dance will be auctioned at the Love Boat when the moon is full."
Our Hospitality	Nov '23	"Wait, boys! Our code of honor prevents us from shooting him while he's a guest - in our house."
The Ten Commandments	Nov '23	"I told you I'd break the Ten Commandments - and look what I've got for it, SUCCESS! That's all that counts! I'm sorry if your God doesn't like it - but this is my party, not His!"
Wild Oranges	Jan '24	"Gimme a kiss, or I'll put you in the swamp!"
The Marriage Circle	Feb '24	There is more danger in dancing than in dining.
The Thief of Bagdad	Mar '24	"You shall add joy to the wedding festival by being boiled in oil."
Beau Brummel	Mar '24	Death kills but once - Life kills many times.
Girl Shy	Apr '24	He was so afraid of girls that he made a secret study of them, and the more he studied them the more he feared them.
Sherlock, Jr.	Apr '24	"We are lost! He is sending for the world's greatest detective - Sherlock Jr.!"
The Chechahcos	May '24	Beaver Camp marked the first lap on the way to the Klondike.
The Sea Hawk	Jun '24	"Until you give me satisfaction, I'll horsewhip you every time we meet!"
America	Aug '24	"If you expect me to read your love verses, you must not fight against my King."
The Red Lily	Sep '24	"Soon my fat wife will die... and I shall take you to St. Moritz."
The Iron Horse	Oct '24	Hell on Wheels.
The Navigator	Oct '24	Going on a honeymoon without a bride is like singing the words of "Kiss Me Again" to the music of "Alice, Where Art Thou."
HE Who Gets Slapped	Nov '24	"Honorable Gentlemen, tonight I will prove the earth is round -"
Hot Water	Nov '24	Married life is like dandruff - it falls heavily upon your shoulders - you get a lot of free advice about it - but up to date nothing has been found to cure it.
Isn't Life Wonderful?	Dec '24	The Wonder of Life: WANT paraded by with sorrowful banners, but LOVE gilded their eyes and they saw - ONLY BEAUTY!
Romola	Dec '24	"For the love of St. Giovanni, woman, throw your own vegetables!"
Peter Pan	Dec '24	"The first who does not behave to Wendy like an American gentleman, I'll blood him severely."
Greed	Jan '25	"I liked best ... the fellow who played 'Nearer My God to Thee' ... on the beer bottles."
Charley's Aunt	Feb '25	"She's an eccentric old lady from Brazil - where the nuts come from."
The Midnight Girl	Feb '25	Selecting a new sweetheart is almost as difficult as picking out a new hat.
The Rag Man	Feb '25	"I'll buy a brand new second-hand Ford."
Lady of the Night	Feb '25	"Well, ta, ta, dearie - we're entertaining some shy sheiks from Cheyenne."
Riders of the Purple Sage	Mar '25	With a feeling of security in the company of Lassiter, Jane rides the range for the first time in months.
Seven Chances	Mar '25	"There's plenty of time - you've got until seven o'clock tonight to get married."
The Monster	Mar '25	Watson had a keg of cider in the smoke house, so Betty's party brought out the cream of society.
The Unholy Three	May '25	"Tweedledee! Twenty inches! Twenty years! Twenty pounds! The Twentieth Century Curiosity!"
Don Q Son of Zorro	Jun '25	"Oh, you are the Californian with the whip!"
The Gold Rush	Jun '25	Chicken or no chicken, his friend looks appetizing.
The Wizard of Oz	Jun '25	"Do your stuff, Wizzy!"
The Freshman	Jul '25	"I'm just a regular fellow - step right up and call me Speedy!"
Parisian Love	Aug '25	"You snuff-smelling, absinthe-gargling Frochard - I am leaving you now! Forever!"
Sally of the Sawdust	Aug '25	The old army game!
The Vanishing American	Oct '25	NOTE: The character of Nasja is played by Man Hammer's Oldest Boy, who has no name of his own. Nor will he have until he does something to distinguish himself among the people of his tribe.
Little Annie Rooney	Oct '25	"Who threw that empty banana?"
Go West	Nov '25	Some people travel through life making friends where ever they go, while others - Just travel through life.
The Big Parade	Nov '25	"They got him! They got him! GOD DAMN THEIR SOULS!"
The Eagle	Nov '25	Revenge is sweet, but sometimes a girl is sweeter.
The Phantom of the Opera	Nov '25	"No longer like a toad in these foul cellars will I secrete the venom of hatred - - for you shall bring me love!"
The Red Kimona	Nov '25	"You shot Howard Blaine because he was going to marry another woman - didn't you?"
Clash of the Wolves	Nov '25	Even as, ages ago, the first wolf surrendered to man's love, so Lobo forsook the wild and became Dave's dog.
Free to Love	Nov '25	The father of the young preacher! And he - Tony - had set the trap that would disgrace him and "The Slum Angel"
Cobra	Nov '25	"You are infamous - you are poisonous - like a cobra!"
The Plastic Age	Dec '25	When Carl Peters kissed a girl twice, her picture was added to his "harem".
Wolf Blood	Dec '25	To Bannister's mind - - weakened from the loss of blood at the time of his injury came the remembrance of the weird tales of the Loup Garou of the Far North - - The Wolf in human form!
Tumbleweeds	Dec '25	"Lucky for you pups this ain't my day for killin' varmints."
Lady Windermere's Fan	Dec '25	A gentleman's relation to a lady is indicated by the manner in which he rings her doorbell.
Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ	Dec '25	"Will women ever cease to paint their faces!"
[M-G-M Studio Tour]	??? '25	Which do you want, a gentle zephyr or a cyclonic blow?
Body and Soul	??? '25	"Don't say 'niggah,' mother. It's vulgar."
Santa Claus	??? '25	"But, no matter how much I have to do, I watch the children through my telescope every day, and you can never tell when I may be looking right straight at you."
Grass: A Nation's Battle for Life	??? '25	At ease by their fire, the camel drivers tell tales of the desert - - and stories of the Forgotten People, whom none has seen.
Poor Mrs. Jones	Jan '26	"Why Jane, there's barely room for one good-sized woman in my kitchen, let alone two!"
The Blackbird	Jan '26	"I say....we are going down Plum Alley to see the Chinkies smoking."
Saturday Afternoon	Jan '26	In 1864 when Lincoln declared all men free and equal, did he, or did he not, include husbands?
La Boh�me	Feb '26	"Now that our rent is paid, we can all starve to death comfortably."
Torrent	Feb '26	"Wine of Spain! It would make a bullfrog sing tenor!"
Mare Nostrum	Feb '26	"You do not know the difference between a frigate and a brigantine! What the devil do they teach you at school?"
The Devil's Circus	Feb '26	When the devil pulls the strings, all the world must dance.
The Black Pirate	Mar '26	It was the custom of THESE PIRATES to SUBDUE their prey, LOOT the ship, BIND their captives and BLOW THEM UP.
The Bat	Mar '26	"For twenty years I've stood by you through Socialism, Theosophism and Rheumatism - - but I draw the line at Spookism!"
Tramp, Tramp, Tramp	Mar '26	At the Crossroads of the World - shall he take the Primrose Path or the Easiest Way?
Midnight Faces	Mar '26	"The cat is dead!"
For Heaven's Sake	Apr '26	Every city has two districts - - Uptown, where the people are cursed with money - and Downtown, where they are cursed without it.
The Boob	May '26	"Women was made from ribs, son; skin and bone - - and no brains."
Up in Mabel's Room	Jun '26	"If I can find my husband in New York, I'm going to get a credit slip for our divorce."
The Son of the Sheik	Jul '26	"Women -- bah! Heed them not -- for today's peach is tomorrow's prune!"
The Bells	Jul '26	"On the night of the great storm last Christmas, tell us what you did with the Polish Jew's body."
The Scarlet Letter	Aug '26	"Wood-pussy!"
Don Juan	Aug '26	"Ah, he is the one they call the great lover!"
3 Bad Men	Aug '26	"They had a lot of trouble takin' out Spud Taylor's appendix -- they had to kill him first."
The Show Off	Aug '26	"Keep your damn hands to yourself! I never saw such a pest in my life!"
The Strong Man	Sep '26	"Hey, there! You can't leave your women lying around like this!"
Sparrows	Sep '26	"A whole month ago you said the Lord would help us get away. What's He been doin' all month?"
Battling Butler	Sep '26	"I want you to know me as I am -- not as the brutal, blood-thirsty beast that I am when fighting."
The Temptress	Oct '26	"God makes men - and woman makes fools!"
The Better 'Ole	Oct '26	"Let's get out of this damn 'ole!"
The Great K & A Train Robbery	Oct '26	"She's a great girl! I sort of hate to have her think I'm a low-down train robber -"
Exit Smiling	Nov '26	The first time a girl's in love....all the world's a song. After that it becomes a phonographic record.
Tell It to the Marines	Dec '26	And they let Marines sleep as late as they like...as long as they're up by five o'clock.
Flesh and the Devil	Dec '26	"Leo, this is insane...you can't shoot each other over a few hasty words in a game of cards!"
The Show	Jan '27	"Christ! He's dead!"
The Kid Brother	Jan '27	"Son, you might get hurt. This is a man's job."
The Red Mill	Jan '27	"I never believed in love at first sight until I took a second look at you."
The General	Feb '27	"If you lose this war don't blame me."
It	Feb '27	In a shopgirl's day, the first thousand customers are the crabbiest.
The Beloved Rogue	Mar '27	"Fellow jack-asses -- and ladies! Lend me your long ears!"
Mr. Wu	Mar '27	"Darned if I'll drink tea with a Chink."
Long Pants	Mar '27	"You've read so many books you think you're Don Juan! Well, no son of mine is going to be a vampire!"
The King of Kings	Apr '27	"Harness my zebras - gift of the Nubian King! This Carpenter shall learn that He cannot hold a man from Mary Magdalene!"
His First Flame	May '27	They say, "Love is the only fire against which there is no insurance."
7th Heaven	May '27	"That's why I'm an atheist - God owes me ten francs!"
Captain Salvation	May '27	"Widow Pepkin's right - reg'lar orgy was goin' on, 's what I heard!"
The Kid Stakes	Jun '27	Under that velvet jacket beats a hot and restless heart.
The Unknown	Jun '27	"But you forget....she saw her father strangled by a hand with two thumbs."
Old San Francisco	Jun '27	"You're a wise Chinaman. Bring the deeds and meet me at the Poodle Dog tonight."
The First Auto	Jun '27	"I can't be friends with any man who'd rather feed kerosene to a buggy than look into the eyes of a faithful horse!"
Wings	Aug '27	"I hope we meet some Heinies."
When a Man Loves	Aug '27	"I'm sorry, Fabien - but I'm just a woman. I shall always love jewels and pretty clothes!"
Chang: A Drama of the Wilderness	Sep '27	Tigers like dog-meat, and like it young and tender.
The Cat and the Canary	Sep '27	"He's a maniac who thinks he's a cat, and tears his victims like they were canaries!"
College	Sep '27	"Future generations depend upon brains and not upon jumping the discus or hurdling the javelin."
The Student Prince in Old Heidelberg	Sep '27	"Why, what are you talking about? Everybody has liked those rooms for the last four hundred years!"
Two Arabian Knights	Sep '27	"I can't speak Arabical - but I've got a handful of sure death, and I'm nervous!"
Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans	Sep '27	"God is giving you, in the holy bonds of matrimony, a trust. She is young...and inexperienced. Guide her and love her..."
The Ring	Oct '27	"If you win this next fight with the nigger, you'll be in the running for the championship."
The Jazz Singer	Oct '27	"Leave my house! I never want to see you again - you jazz singer!"
Spring Fever	Oct '27	"You're so beautiful I feel like I'm wasting my time when I'm not looking at you."
Underworld	Oct '27	A great city in the dead of night .... streets lonely, moon-flooded .... buildings empty as the cliff-dwellings of a forgotten age -
My Best Girl	Oct '27	"I must follow her, Millicent -- I've broken her heart!"
Quality Street	Nov '27	"Are you angry with me for my unseemly violence of last evening?"
Uncle Tom's Cabin	Nov '27	"No, Massa! My body may belong to you, but my soul belongs to God."
The Gaucho	Nov '27	"Adios, chatita. I go for gold to the City of the Miracle."
Love	Nov '27	"Madame....I have loved him as a son....but the honor of the regiment must be upheld!"
London After Midnight	Dec '27	"Now do you believe in vampires?"
The Scar of Shame	??? '27	"You're goin' to help me get the gal away from that simp, then we'll blow this dump, beat it for a live town, open a swell cabaret, and with her looks and my brains we'll clean up!"
West Point	Jan '28	"What'll it be....The Coughing Sonata from Camille, or The Flea Song from Tales of Hoffman?"
The Circus	Jan '28	"I told you the lions were dangerous!"
The Last Command	Jan '28	"I'll show you dirty revolutionary dogs!"
The Garden of Eden	Feb '28	"I'm sure Adam told Eve she was the only woman in the world for him."
The Crowd	Feb '28	"Take it from me, marriage isn't a word...it's a sentence!"
Doomsday	Feb '28	"I'm glad you're not one of those useless women who are afraid to soil their hands."
The Smart Set	Mar '28	"You must quit biting me, sir! I can't explain to my wife!"
The Patsy	Mar '28	"Always remember - Nature gives us many of our features, but she lets us pick our own teeth."
The Trail of '98	Mar '28	"You hell-hounds! The devil's lollin' in the bay-windows of your souls while God's freezin' in the attic!"
Speedy	Apr '28	"You thief! It's men like you that make women afraid to wear underwear."
Won in the Clouds	Apr '28	"As Whittier says: 'O headache, thy name is woman'!"
Across to Singapore	Apr '28	"Stand back! Unhand that woman .... or my trusty pistol will bark your doom!"
Laugh, Clown, Laugh	May '28	"Count Ravelli, your spells of uncontrollable laughter are due to a life of self-indulgence."
Steamboat Bill, Jr.	May '28	"Any of you boys looking for a father?"
Hangman's House	May '28	"You haven't been to Hell yet, either....have you?"
The Racket	Jun '28	"So that government of the professionals, by the professionals, and for the professionals, shall not perish from the earth."
White Shadows in the South Seas	Jul '28	"You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Doc - you're a disgrace to the white race - -"
The Mating Call	Jul '28	"You look like Hell."
The Mysterious Lady	Aug '28	"We have entrusted you with an important mission, Karl. These plans must reach Berlin."
Arizona Days	Aug '28	"The Cowman's Association would git suspicious if yuh was th' only one of us that didn't have beef stolen - that's why we're takin' some o' yore herd along."
Beggars of Life	Sep '28	"It's rainin' hoboes, that's what's happenin'!"
The Cameraman	Sep '28	"Will you keep out of my undershirt?"
The Docks of New York	Sep '28	"He's the most even-tempered guy I ever knew - always sore!"
The Wedding March	Oct '28	"I'll kick his glass-eyed mug to goulash! --"
Our Dancing Daughters	Oct '28	"Wouldst fling a hoof with me?"
The Battle of the Sexes	Oct '28	"He's fat and dumb - but he gives me diamonds."
The Man Who Laughs	Nov '28	"How dare you refuse the hand of a Duchess - - you clown!"
Show People	Nov '28	"You have reduced me to beggary, kidnapped my husband, and murdered my aged mother -- but beware! Don't go too far!"
The Wind	Nov '28	"You've been my wife a whole hour - and I ain't kissed you yet!"
West of Zanzibar	Nov '28	"Cripes, Gov'nor .... the Evil Spirit is at it again!"
Riley the Cop	Nov '28	"It's against th' law to be drunk on my beat....get over on Krausmeyer's."
A Lady of Chance	Dec '28	"I never realized how uninteresting cement was until I met you."
The Spieler	Dec '28	"If I catch you pinchin' a poke around here again, I'll smack your dirty little ears off."
A Woman of Affairs	Dec '28	"It's a secret, dearest Hugh - - but tomorrow night my enemy, Sir Morton Holderness, becomes my - father-in-law!"
The Flying Fleet	Jan '29	Thousands of feet higher.... the Crack Squadron.
Weary River	Feb '29	"What a sock on the nose for Spadoni!"
The Iron Mask	Feb '29	"Your own damnable invention will be your doom."
Wild Orchids	Feb '29	"Your country has always interested me - with its worship of the great God business."
Desert Nights	Mar '29	"My machine gun will mow them down like weeds."
The Divine Lady	Mar '29	"I am sorry to lose a good cook - but I will not tolerate a brazen hussy like your daughter."
The Godless Girl	Mar '29	"Bozo, swear that you don't believe in the Bible - the Church - or God!"
Spite Marriage	Apr '29	There are only two cures for love .... marriage and suicide.
Show Boat	Apr '29	"Julie Dozier, I'm not going to have my daughter corrupted by a show-boat trollop like you!"
Eternal Love	May '29	"My gun is my life! Who dares to take it away from me?"
Piccadilly	Jun '29	"That's just what I am! Jealous! Jealous! And it seems to me I've good reason to be - never will I dance in the Piccadilly again!"
Noah's Ark	Jun '29	"Children are like men. You must whip them into obedience."
The Single Standard	Jul '29	"Let's go for a drive -- I feel like doing seventy!"
Our Modern Maidens	Aug '29	"Lunch is poured!"
Evangeline	Aug '29	The long, sad years glided on, and in many places was seen Evangeline, the Wanderer ... Like a phantom she came, and passed ... unremembered.
The Love Trap	Aug '29	And so, if it wasn't exactly marriage a la carte -- it was marriage a la taxi-cab.
The Mysterious Island	Oct '29	"But I needn't explain to you, Countess Sonia. You know every bit of machinery on the ship as well as I do."
Thundering Thompson	Oct '29	"That's Thundering Thompson, men. Unless we get rid of him, we're facing the penitentiary for this!"
The Kiss	Nov '29	"You're getting excited again, Charles -- and you know it's bad for you."
The Manxman	Nov '29	A trusting, joyous husband - an adored, unhappy wife whose secret misery brought death into her soul.
City Girl	Feb '30	"Son, you know I..... I wasn't meanin' to shoot you."
City Lights: A Comedy Romance in Pantomime	Jan '31	"Yes, I can see now."
Tabu: A Story of the South Seas	Aug '31	ACROSS THE GREAT WATERS I WILL COME TO YOU IN YOUR DREAMS WHEN THE MOON SPREADS ITS PATH ON THE SEA FAREWELL
Queen Kelly	??? '32	"Come on, Wild Wolfram! I've bet my nightie on you!"