1 In 1864 when Lincoln declared all men free and equal, did he, or did he not, include husbands? 2 Mrs. Harry Higgins believed the question, "How to handle husbands" should be settled by Women's Clubs -- Hickory preferred. ... Alice Ward 3 "I give him a nickel for pop-corn and he buys tobacco!" 4 "You're too hard on th' lad -- if you were a poor grass widow like me --!" 5 "Don't tell me! -- the first step in losing any man is letting him have his own way!" 6 Harry Higgins, just a crumb from the sponge cake of Life. ... HARRY LANGDON 7 "Listen, honey, I'll be two minutes late, I missed my car!" 8 "WHAT?" 9 Steve Smith was a runabout -- one of those 1904 models. ... Vernon Dent 10 Pearl and Ruby, two heart- breakers with an afternoon off. ... Ruth Hiatt ... Peggy Montgomery 11 "The little one with the swell lamps is dyin' to meet you!" 12 "Get that worried look off your face and they'll never know you're married!" 13 "Be ready at two o'clock -- and don't forget to wash your face!" 14 "I'll buy the hot dogs!" 15 "I was saving it for a rainy day -- --!" 16 "Well, it's liable to rain any minute so you'd better give me that other dime!" 17 "-- from now on, I'm going to be the boss --!" 18 "-- after this you're gonna wind the clock, fix the cat and poison the ants --!" 19 "-- and I'm not finished yet -- you're not the only woman -- I've got a date with a pair of beautiful lamps!" 20 "You'd better take your dime back, your girl friend might want a soda!" 21 2 P.M. 22 "-- He even tried to make me believe he was going out with another woman!" 23 "His type never steps out, so I just called his bluff!" 24 "You should have heard me -- I told her who was wearing the pants!" 25 "A swell date busted and it's all your fault!" 26 "-- and you don't find nice girls like them every day!" 27 "-- -- they won't do!" 28 "You won't do!" 29 "That road seemed a little rough, girls -- see if you can find him!" 30 "I hear her calling me!" 31 "Say, what about the date you had with us?" 32 "We'll fix those saps so they'll never take you out again!" 33 "Hey! I'm in this fight!" 34 "I'm disappointed in you, Steve!" 35 "Don't give up, Steve, I'm here!" 36 "It's all my fault -- I should never have given you that dime!"Home