A Sailor-Made Man
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SAILING BY
THE BOY ............................HAROLD LLOYD
THE GIRL ...........................MILDRED DAVIS
THE ROWDY ELEMENT ..................NOAH YOUNG
MAHARAJAH of KHAIRPURA-BHANDANNA ...DICK SUTHERLAND
The Plot _ An American boy is in love with an
American girl _ Let's go _
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ABINGTON ARMS
___
An ultra fashionable summer
resort overlooking the bluff
_ And there's a lot of it to
overlook.
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The Steel Magnate
Enjoying a complete rest from
business _ With two private
secretaries, four stenographers
and a "wire" to Wall Street.
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The Boy _
Idle heir to twenty millions _
And a nerve that
would blunt the edge
on forked lightning.
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"Got a match, son?"
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The Girl _
She averages six proposals
a day _ Including Sundays
and holidays.
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"It's too hot to play croquet_
Let's get married."
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"W-h-y - Ah - Ah - Er -
You'll have to ask father."
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"I've decided to marry
your daughter."
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"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ SHOW ME THAT YOU CAN DO
SOMETHING BESIDES LOAF AND LOITER -
PUT YOUR SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL -
GO TO WORK -
GET A JOB."
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"I've decided to join
your Navy."
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"Invite your friends for a long
cruise on the yacht. I'm
going so far from business I
won't even hear a wrong
telephone number."
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"Report back here in an hour
for physical examination."
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"Father says we'll sail
'round the world _ maybe
farther _ and you're invited."
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"I've decided not to
join your Navy."
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"And I'VE decided that
you're in the Navy
for three years."
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"You look enough
alike to be brothers."
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"I refuse to examine him
until he's sober."
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"I think I've joined
the Navy."
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Six months later _
Off the coral reefs of
Khairpura-Bhandanna _
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"The Queen Regent of
Khairpura to see you, sir."
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"Rough-house" O'Rafferty _
So tough he could swim the
English Channel with a sea
lion under each arm _ And
never miss a stroke.
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Also off the shore of
Khairpura-Bhandanna.
Nobody has been seasick _
often.
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"Whose box is that?"
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"What've you got to
say for yourself?"
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"Scrub the deck!"
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"It's as much my
fault as it is his'n."
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"Shake! Any guy that
can wallop the Navy champion
is my pal."
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Going ashore for souvenirs_
Anything worthless and
useless will do.
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AGAR SHAHAR KHAIRPURA
"City of a Thousand Rascals."
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"TARRA!
RAJA!
KAI WASSTE ROSTA BNENOW RAJA!"
[dissolves to]
"BEHOLD!
THE RAJAH! THE RAJAH!
MAKE WAY FOR THE RAJAH!"
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Shore Leave.
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"You take them four,
an' I'll take this four."
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"What took you so long?"
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"Get a hat _
Or go back to the ship."
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Black Castle _
The Rajah would make a
cute little play-fellow -
for Bluebeard _
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"Are they after the
American maid?"
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"Wait _ I'll get the key"
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Hey!
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"Could you care for me
a little?"
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And then -
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"He says _ 'WILL YOU?'"
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"Tell him _ 'I WILL'."
The End
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