1 The greatest tragedy in the world, because it is the most frequent, is that of a human soul caught in the toils of the commonplace. 2 This happens in many a home where family ties, which could be bonds of love, have become iron fetters of dependence. 3 If you want to know what kind of family lives in a house look at the dining room. 4 The youngest member of the family, Monona Deacon -- MAY GIRACI. 5 The master of the house, Dentist and Justice of the Peace -- Dwight Deacon -- THEODORE ROBERTS. 6 The wife -- Ina -- MABEL VAN BUREN. 7 "Oh, Dwightie, have I kept you waiting?" 8 "After twenty years of being married to you, my darling, I ought to be used to waiting." 9 The elder daughter, who feels that "there is no place like home" -- to get away from. Diana Deacon -- HELEN FERGUSON. 10 Because he is outside the family circle, there is a glamour about Bobby Larkin - TAYLOR GRAVES. 11 "Oh, Bobby, sometimes I just long to get away from it all!" 12 The mother-in-law, who is allowed to "make her home" with Dwight Deacon. "Ma" Bett - ETHEL WALES. 13 "Has the Queen of our Household such pressing business that she can't be on time for supper?" 14 "Another tantrim! Oh, Dwightie, I wish you weren't such a joker!" 15 The family beast of burden, whose timid soul has failed to break the bonds of family servitude. Ina's sister - Miss Lulu Bett LOIS WILSON. 16 "I won't eat another bite in that man's house!" 17 "There's the factory whistle - I knew that clock was fast." 18 "It's a trick to get more time out of their workmen." 19 "What's this? Progeny won't eat?" 20 "Lulu, can't we fix up something dainty for her!" 21 "Milk toast?" 22 "Hurry, Lulu - we're going to the movies." 23 Thus Lulu's supper grows cold. 24 "Suitors?" 25 "It was only a quarter - and it looked so pretty." 26 "Yet I give you a home because you have no money to spend even for the necessities." 27 "I know I'm not a charmer - that I've got no suitors, but I'm sick of Dwight's rubbing it in all the time!" 28 "Well, you got a home here, ain't you?" 29 One day's work ends with preparation for the next. 30 The school teacher, Neil Cornish - MILTON SILLS. 31 "The folks ain't home." 32 "I didn't come to see the folks - I came to see you." 33 "The school board wants you to cook for the festival. Will you?" 34 "Don't do it, Miss Lulu. You've too much to do as it is." 35 One whom family ties could not bind: Ninian Deacon -- CLARENCE BURTON. 36 "I'm Dwight's brother." 37 "Just blew in from South America. Folks haven't seen me for twenty years - thought I'd give 'em a chance to look me over." 38 "I tell you after twenty years all over the globe, there ain't no place like home!" 39 "I'm Lulu Bett, Ina's sister." 40 "Is it Miss Lulu Bett, or Mrs.?" 41 "Miss." 42 "From choice." 43 "What kind of a Mister are you - a Miss Mister, or a Mrs. Mister?" 44 "That's right -- a man's name don't tell you if he's married, does it?" 45 "Say, your foot could never fill that!" 46 The traveller is proudly exhibited to the neighbors, and shows them curios from many lands. 47 "Yes, sir, I've been all over the world and I tell you there ain't no education like travellin'." 48 "But where's Miss Lulu all this time?" 49 "Cooking?" 50 "They make a regular slave of you. Why don't you sit in with the rest of the family?" 51 "You're the first person ever noticed I wasn't there." 52 "Don't you ever go anywhere?" 53 "I tell you what - I'll give a swell dinner in the city and you're goin' to be there!" 54 "It's years since I ate a thing I didn't cook myself." 55 "Well, well; so it's our irresistible Lulu who's been detaining the guest of honor!" 56 "I got this off a lion I fought in South America." 57 A family dinner remains a family dinner, even though it be a "swell one in the city". 58 "We're a lot of dead ones. Come on, somebody, liven up or they'll read the funeral service over us!" 59 "Why not the wedding service? Here's a ring!" 60 "I, Ninian, take thee, Lulu, to be my wedded wife." 61 "Lulu hasn't the nerve to say it -- that's why she's refused all her numerous suitors!" 62 "I, Lulu, take thee, Ninian, to be my wedded husband." 63 "You will?" 64 "Say, we forgot I'm a Justice of the Peace!" 65 "That was a regular civil wedding -- and it's binding in this State." 66 "It can't be legal if we didn't mean it." 67 "I know a man here in town who'll tell me if there's any way out. I'll get him on the wire." 68 "I'm a good sport - why can't we let it stand?" 69 "You really mean it?" 70 "It's legal, all right. You're Lulu's husband as tight as though she really caught you." 71 "She has caught me -- and we're going to let the marriage stand, ain't we, Lulu?" 72 For a whole week Lulu knows the joy of having some- one treat her kindly - someone of her very own. 73 "Packing?" 74 "You're so good to me - I know I'll learn to love you." 75 "You know just what a woman likes, Ninian. It's funny you never married before." 76 "I was married - fifteen years ago." 77 "When did she die?" 78 "I - don't - know." 79 "She ran away two years after our marriage - maybe she's dead." 80 "Then maybe - we're not married - after all?" 81 "But maybe we are. Won't you take the chance and go on?" 82 "Then what will you do? Where will you go?" 83 "Home." 84 "Enough for your ticket." 85 If you want to know what happens to a home when the housekeeper is away, look at the kitchen. 86 "I certainly do miss Lulu." 87 "Instead of missing Lulu why don't you get some of the work done?" 88 "I guess you're forgettin' I'm a guest in this house, and have been for fifteen years." 89 "Keep your hands off that piano." 90 "I am keeping my hands off the piano." 91 "Don't ask this pale little flower to help wash the dishes. She'll get her powder wet." 92 "She's got red routch on, too!" 93 "Why can't you stop picking on me? I hate it! I hate the whole family!" 94 "I should think she would." 95 "I can't stand their teasing and scolding much longer. If you really love me, Bobby, you'll take me away from it all." 96 "This is a surprise! Is your husband with you?" 97 "No, my husband is - isn't with me." 98 "Don't tell me anything you don't want to - but I'd like you to feel I'm your friend." 99 "I can't stand it! You'll have to get a servant to help me with the work." 100 "I should think the two of you could do what poor little Lulu did alone!" 101 "Ninian's gone north - so I came back home." 102 "I had to leave him -- he had another wife - and he's not sure she's dead." 103 "You mean to say my brother's committed bigamy!" 104 "Maybe." 105 "Then - you've been living with a man that maybe you're not married to!" 106 "That was the editor of the paper asking about Lulu. I said she was home on a visit." 107 "But why didn't you tell the truth? They'll have to know sooner or later." 108 "Tell them my brother's a bigamist? Why it would ruin the family!" 109 "Yes, Lulu's husband went on a long trip and sent her home." 110 "I won't let them think my husband didn't want me." 111 "You've got to keep quiet, and protect my name from scandal!" 112 "The only thing I've got left is my pride, and you've got to let me keep that!" 113 "You'd tell the truth and disgrace all of us - Ina and me and Di?" 114 "The disgrace would ruin Di's chances! Won't you promise to keep quiet, Lulu?" 115 "Thank goodness we'll get a decent cup of coffee again." 116 Sunday -- and the text has been: "Charity of heart is the greatest gift of God." 117 "Her husband got tired of her and sent her home." 118 "Courage, my sister, and strength will be given you to bear your troubles." 119 "If a feller leaves his bride after one week, it don't say much for the bride." 120 "Ain't it funny how men'll always run after a woman who ain't regular?" 121 "Bobby, wouldn't it be fun to elope?" 122 "You're so wonderful, Bobby, you'll be a great man -- and I'll be such a help." 123 "I just want you to know how sorry I am for the way you've been treated." 124 "He didn't leave me - I left him - he wanted me to stay." 125 "Don't you want to tell me about it?" 126 "Ma and Pa are going out to supper. Tonight's our chance." 127 "I don't seem to mind so much his having another wife - it's just not being sure." 128 "Why, she's lettin' him make love to her - and us waitin' for our dinner." 129 "Lulu certainly has changed. She's not the innocent girl she used to be." 130 "It's past our dinner time - so you'd better stay and take pot luck with us." 131 "I'm sorry I can't stay now - but may I call tonight, Miss Lulu?" 132 Washing dishes isn't so bad -- sometimes. 133 "How on earth do you dry the inside of a glass?" 134 "Were you really in love with him?" 135 "He was kind to me - and I just couldn't stand living here any longer." 136 "And you don't know whether you're married or not?" 137 "It's hard to see a way out, isn't it?" 138 "Di's took your nice new bag and gone off toward the station!" 139 "Two tickets! Whatcha doin', Bobby, elopin'?" 140 "Bobby, you don't act a bit as though you wanted to elope with me." 141 "Why, if it ain't Miss Lulu!" 142 "You can't do this, Di." 143 "Do you really love Bobby?" 144 "I'd love anyone who'd take me away from the family! You ought to know." 145 "Are you going to let her stop us like this?" 146 "I don't see how we can help it." 147 "If that's the kind of a coward you are, I don't want to marry you!" 148 "Well, you've got nothin' on me!" 149 "Some lover!" 150 "It don't pay to marry just to get away - I know." 151 "I can't go home and face the family. Papa will joke about this - he'll never stop joking about it!" 152 "He don't need to know." 153 "You won't tell, promise?" 154 "You won't tell on them?" 155 "What's the matter, Bobby - didn't it take?" 156 "Don't tell anyone Di has been out. Promise, Ma." 157 "You'd better not stay - I must talk to Di." 158 "You've been awful kind to me." 159 "It's easy to be kind - to you." 160 "If you were only free -" 161 "They're eloping!" 162 "Haven't you disgraced the family enough?" 163 "Where were you going with that man?" 164 "Lulu wasn't goin' any place." 165 "You keep out of this! I'm going to get the truth!" 166 "Will you tell me what you were doing with that bag?" 167 "I've given you the best of everything in my home! I've overlooked your past - and this is the thanks I get - you - !" 168 "You're not fit to be under the same roof with my innocent children!" 169 "All right, I'll go." 170 "But, Dwightie, if Lulu goes, who'll do the work?" 171 "Oh, papa, let Aunt Lulu stay! She cooks lots better than mama." 172 "Well, I suppose we'll have to forgive her." 173 "I can't turn my wife's sister out into the streets, Lulu, so I've decided to forgive you." 174 "You can live with us - same as before." 175 "Yes - I know why you'll forgive me. Because of this -" 176 "My work's paid for these." 177 "Now do your own dishes!" 178 "You can't forgive me!" 179 "I hate you! I hate your house! I wouldn't stay in it - I'm through!" 180 Follows a month during which her new job in the village bakery assures Lulu of Life and Liberty - and now she timidly ventures forth in Pursuit of Happiness. 181 "This came this morning." THE ENDHome