1 Almost every train bound for the Marine Base at San Diego, California, carries a prospective Marine...some fellow fresh from the country or fresher from some city. 2 The greatest public improvement ever made to Kansas City was when George Burns left to go join the Marines. ... William Haines 3 "Fifth and last call for San Diego!" 4 During the night General Wilcox, U.S. Marine Corps, had boarded the train. ... Frank Currier 5 "Slick day, Grandpop!" 6 "Use this for your halitosis, Pop...your friends will never tell you." 7 "Say brother, is Kentucky Boy entered in the sixth race at Tia Juana?" 8 "So you are going to join the Marine Corps?" 9 "The Marines think I am... but they're all damp!" 10 "Confidentially...I'm only ridin' free on Uncle Sam as far as San Diego. I'm bound for Tia Juana to wreck the races." 11 "My boy, they'd have as much chance to make a Marine of me as they would of you." 12 "San Diego!" 13 SERGEANT O'HARA, U.S. MARINES. A hard-boiled egg. If he had ever been hatched he'd have been a lion. ... Lon Chaney 14 "Snap into it! Get those anchors off your feet!" 15 "You're headin' wrong for the Marine Base!" 16 "Come on...take your choice! Are you goin' vertical or horizontal?" 17 "He'll come back." 18 And Sergeant O'Hara was right. 19 "Are you the Marine Corpse?" 20 "No! I'm the fellow who killed the Dead Sea!" 21 "Good luck....you'll need it!" 22 "The Major's waitin' for you." 23 "Sure! He's been sittin' up nights...just waitin' for you!" 24 "Burns, are you an American citizen?" 25 "Sure! Do I look like a Persian?" 26 "Ever been married?" 27 "Not me! I'm America's sweetheart!" 28 "Ever been in jail?" 29 "Well, Maje old kid.... now I'm a Marine." 30 "You're damned right you are! Stand up!" 31 "Terrible!" 32 "Madden, put a uniform on this! Try to make it look human!" 33 "Don't shoot him before we find out where his parents live." 34 "They're comin' worse ev'ry day!" 35 "Say, Swab....if you're gonna walk backwards around here you gotta wear a tail light!" 36 Few people had ever seen Sergeant O'Hara smile....and Norma Dale was one of them. ... Eleanor Boardman 37 "I've roamed the world over and nowhere have I seen - -" 38 "I know....nowhere have you seen a girl like me." 39 "Sheik style at the ears... and long and fluffy on top!" 40 "Nix! Cut it close to the bone!" 41 "Sergeant, here's one of the original Three Wise Men! Put the works on him!" 42 "He don't know whether he's comin' or goin'!" 43 "Who wants to quit drill for the day and run the General's car?" 44 "Brother, I can drive anything....from a bargain to a battleship!" 45 "You're just what the Marines have needed for years!" 46 "The general's car!" 47 And they let Marines sleep as late as they like...as long as they're up by five o'clock. 48 "Come on, Snoring Bull... tomorrow has came!" 49 "What's the idea.... do they think we're milkmen?" 50 "Say, Rip Van Winkle... this place ain't no rest cure!" 51 "I'm sick! I've got neuritis!" 52 "What am I supposed to do....cry?" 53 "Take General Complaint to the Sick Bay!" 54 "I've got a terrible headache!" 55 "This young man seems to have everything from galloping consumption to cold feet." 56 "I think I've got fallen arches!" 57 "I didn't know they had anything like you in the Marines." 58 "I'm not in the Marines! I'm in the Navy!" 59 "Well....one of us has got to get transferred." 60 "Will he last through the day?" 61 "He's just another of your fighting Marines?" 62 "Wait outside, Ambition!" 63 "You know, I've roamed-" 64 "- the world over and you never saw a girl like me!" 65 "Ten thousand gobs Laid down their swabs To fight one sick Marine." 66 "Come on, Stupid!" 67 Poundin' the grass! Polishin' brass! Diggin' latrines! Makin' Marines! Drill! Drill! Drill! 68 "Say, Admiral....when do the nurses get off?" 69 "Who wants to know?" 70 "They get off anywhere between Tuesday and Thursday." 71 "Much obliged!" 72 "I'm sorry to hear it!" 73 "He's nuts...like all you Leather-necks!" 74 "Ten thousand gobs Laid down their swabs To fight one sick Marine." 75 "Hello, Sweetie! Here's Little Me waiting for Little You!" 76 "I brought the Michigan Mouse around to take you driving." 77 "Has that Boot been botherin' you?" 78 "It's all right....Marines will be Marines." 79 "Can I have my chauffeur give you a lift to the car line?" 80 "Thanks for the lift, Sergeant." 81 "You be back in the Base at ten-thirty....or I'll reduce the population of Kansas by one!" 82 "It's a great day for a drive." 83 "Missed him....but I'll get him on the way back!" 84 "Maybe they don't look so great....but they smell swell." 85 "Aw, come on!" 86 "Well....I'll go if you promise to take me right home." 87 "It is a nice day for a drive." 88 "You've been promising to take me back to the Base every minute for the last three hours!" 89 "I never knew anybody could drink so much ginger ale without popping." 90 "Don't be dumb, darling... you won't be a chicken forever." 91 "You know, you ought to encourage me....I'm not hard to get." 92 "I've met a lot of fresh ones in and out of the service....but he breaks all records." 93 "He's fresh all right.... but we'll salt him down!" 94 "But....I don't mean to get him in any trouble." 95 "Don't worry! He don't need any help to get in trouble." 96 "At that, I don't blame you....he's a likeable kid." 97 "We've got a nice little comfortable jail waitin' for you! It's called The Brig!" 98 "Good night....Miss Squealer!" 99 And the Marines have a peculiar way of generally doing just what the Sergeant says they will do. 100 "Snap up that detach- ment for sea duty! We shove off in ten minutes." 101 "Sergeant, I've come to ask a favor of you." 102 "It's about Skeet Burns. I was a poor sport to have squealed on him." 103 "I'd hate to feel I've hindered his advancement. Won't you take him to sea with you?" 104 "This is no kindergarten! We've got to have discipline around here!" 105 "Sergeant, I followed your orders. Burns is ready to go to sea with us." 106 "Please, Skeet....I want to talk to you." 107 "I'm sorry about the other night, Skeet. I hate a squealer as much as you do." 108 "Burns!" 109 "BURNS!" 110 "- and I didn't want you to leave without knowing how I really feel, Skeet." 111 "Gee, Norma....you're a peach! I'm nuts about you!" 112 "If I wasn't the punkest Marine in the Corps, I'd ask you something, Norma." 113 "- but I'm goin' to try hard to make good so I might have a chance with you some day." 114 "He says he's going to make good. Give him a lift, Sergeant." 115 With the Seven Seas as cradles, And a Sergeant as a nurse, They breed the best brand fightin' men In the whole wide universe! 116 "Step on it! Let's get up to the fights!" 117 "Say, Marine....you almost ran into a murder!" 118 "Peddle your papers, Handsome! I'm poison to Gobs!" 119 "And I'm a great cure for poison, Mr. Leather Neck!" 120 "Say, Baby....I think I'll declare war on you!" 121 "If you want to fight I'll get you a battlefield!" 122 "Watch me sink the Navy!" 123 "Special bout! A short exhibition between Skeet Burns, the fight- ing Marine - -" 124 "- - and Bill Duff, heavyweight champion of the Navy!" 125 "Sing to him...and when he stops to listen.... sock!" 126 "Get up....and hide!" 127 "Bye-bye, Blackbird!" 128 "Oh....it's you!" 129 "Up to the time he slipped over that lucky wallop...I was a mile ahead!" 130 "Now clean up that paint, you big false alarm!" 131 "I'm fed up with O'Hara... and this ship...and the lousy Marines!" 132 "I'm going to jump as soon as I get a chance." 133 "A Marine can't do anything lower than bellyache to a Gob!" 134 "You ain't goin' to jump this ship! You've got three years to go.... and you're goin' to serve 'em....with me!" 135 "I'll make a Marine out of you if I have to break every bone in your head....and I'm talkin'!" 136 "Battle practice! At your station!" 137 "Dig! Broadside comin'!" 138 "Six miles this side of Hell" as the Marines term it, is the Navy oil base on Tondo Island, guarded by U.S. Marines. 139 It never rains more than three hundred and sixty-five days a year on Tondo...except Leap years! 140 "You'd better keep away from those floosies or O'Hara will put a permanent wave in your skull." 141 "Fall in!" 142 "I'm givin' you birds final warnin'! I'll knock the block off the first man I catch with those goo-goo dames!" 143 "And anyone that don't like my orders....front and centre!" 144 "I'm goin' to work some of the romance out of you guys! Forward.... march!" 145 "I suppose you're goin' to kiss O'Hara goodnight." 146 "I've got a nerve thinkin' of her....with a map like this." 147 "I'm certainly the ugliest mut in the service." 148 "No....you've got it on me a little." 149 "He must have been a Colonel.....at least!" 150 "Where's Burns?" 151 "He's - er, er - that is, he was - er, er - I think he -" 152 "Never mind stalling! I'm wise!" 153 "Drag him back to quarters!" 154 "It's the fleet with our relief!" 155 There were rumors of trouble in China... so two months later found the Marines in Shanghai harbor with the Asiatic Squadron. 156 The Hospital Ship Relief. 157 "My letter was quite explanatory, Mr. Burns. There is nothing more to be said." 158 "I was foolish once on Tondo Island....but I've tried to make up for it ever since." 159 "I'm wise! He's thrown the hooks into me to boost himself!" 160 "I'm a fool to have ever believed in him." 161 "Don't you think I'm right to never see him again?" 162 "Never? Are you sure that's what you mean?" 163 "Yes....I do mean it." 164 "I think you're turning him down just when he needs you the most." 165 "I wish he were more like you." 166 "If you think he's bad, you should have known me when - -" 167 "Excuse me, Miss.... all nurses are to report aboard ship at once.... sailing for Hangchow!" 168 "Hangchow? Isn't that right in the center of the bandit mess?" 169 "Yes....but this is a nurses call! There's an epidemic up there!" 170 Four days after the hospital relief went to Hangchow the Asiatic Squadron left Shanghai harbor. 171 "What's been buzzin' in your bonnet for the past week, Skeet?" 172 "O'Hara double crossed me!" 173 "You had me buffaloed once, O'Hara....but I've changed!" 174 "Well....there was certainly room for improvement!" 175 "Sergeant or no Sergeant.... the time's over when you can double-cross me to set yourself in right!" 176 "So that's all you've learned about me in three years." 177 "I've learned one thing... that you hate my guts!" 178 "Well....I hate yours!" 179 HANGCHOW. 180 "The bandits are swarming the hills!" 181 "Trouble! Tell it to the Marines!" 182 "He say open doors or he break them down." 183 "Tell him to go to hell!" 184 "Not a shot to be fired without orders! Fix... BAYONETS!" 185 "Foreigners....crossing bridge!" 186 "My orders....nobody leave this town!" 187 "That's for all the punk Chop Suey I got in Omaha!" 188 "Stop them at the bridge!" 189 "Leave a squad to hold that bridge and protect us from a rear attack... and shoot to kill!" 190 "Better get back to the column....and save your hide!" 191 "In your hat!" 192 "Didn't I tell you to beat it?" 193 "I'm not goin' to let you have all the fun!" 194 "If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven's scenes, They'll find the streets all guarded by United States Marines!" 195 - and "Skeet" Burns' four year stretch was done. 196 "Take those guys out and shoot them." 197 "How about us some day bein' partners? Norma and I have bought a ranch." 198 "No, Skeet...I could never leave the Marines. We're sort of made for each other." 199 "I snort and beef a lot but I think the world of every lousy rookie." 200 "Who wants to quit drill for today and drive the General's car?" The EndHome