Just Pals
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The town of Norwalk
--- on the borderline
between Wyoming and
Nebraska.
2
The village sleuthhound.
---Johnny Cookie.
3
"Do you want to
grow up and be
a bum --- like that
no 'count Bim?"
4
"Bim says I'm goin'
to be president
some day."
5
Every town has its
"Bim"----the idol of
its youths and bane
of its elders
---BUCK JONES.
6
"You guys work so
hard, I git tired
watchin' you."
7
Mary Bruce, the
school teacher
----Helen Ferguson.
8
Harvey Cahill, the
local cashier of the
Express Company
----William Buckley.
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A hobo - - -
George Stone
10
"Do you want to
earn two bits?"
11
"I got two bits."
12
"What do you mean,
pickin' on a poor
kid like that?"
13
"Look at Bim!"
14
Doctor Warren Stone,
who had recently
located in Norwalk
----Edwin B. Tilton.
15
"Bim, you did nobly."
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"She's sure some
nifty jane!"
17
"Why don't you cop
her while she's
young an' ------ care-
less?"
18
Just pals ---- with
common joys and
woes and growing
hunger pains.
19
"Come on, Bill, I'm
goin' to get us a
swell feed."
20
The original anvil
chorus.
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"If someone doesn't
do something about
that boy's future,
he'll turn out just
like that lazy good-
for-nothing Bim!"
22
"If talk was a
breeze, kid, that
bunch would be a
cyclone ---"
23
"The law'll take
care o' this."
24
"Hello, chef --- anything
we can do for you
today?"
25
"'sassinate dem
poultry fo' me an'
you both eats."
26
"I ain't hungry
---- are you?"
27
"No ---- let's go."
28
"It's your bounden
duty to see that
the boy is sent
to school."
29
"How long since you
had a bath?"
30
"I don't remember
--- how long since
you had one?"
31
"None of your busi-
ness! But you're
going to get one
pretty quick!"
32
"Bim! What are you
trying to do?"
33
"He should start going
to school Monday ---
and I want you to
promise me that he
will."
34
"He won't like it
much, but if you
say he ought to
go---I'll see that
he does."
35
"There ain't nothin' the
matter with you, is
there? You didn't go
to school, did you?
Then why in hell
send me?"
36
"It don't make no dif-
ference 'bout me---I
guess Miss Bruce knows
best---an' I promised
her----an' so you're
goin'!"
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Monday---and he
went.
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"The law'll take
care o' this."
39
"William---stand up!"
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"William---a man had
seventeen apples---
he ate two and sold
seven- - - how many
were left?"
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"Seven."
42
The end of the
first day was not
the end of woe.
43
"Wait --- I'm going
to scare that new
kid stiff."
44
"Them clothes makes
you look like Bim!"
45
"That's nothin' to
be 'shamed of---
Bim's a swell guy!"
46
"Swell guy! Why,
he's the town bum!"
47
"He said you was
the town bum!"
48
"---an' he said you
wasn't fit to live
with pigs."
49
"By gosh, I said
you were!"
50
"I'm short in my
accounts ---- the
traveling auditor's
due and if you don't
help me out----"
51
"How can I help
you out?"
52
"You're in charge of
the school memorial
fund --- they're not
using it now ---"
53
"Let me keep it
in my cash until
I make up the
shortage."
54
"Mr. Holt, I got respon-
sibilities now---an' I
want a job ----- can't
you use me?"
55
"Get a uniform and
I'll put you on as
porter."
56
"Gee, Bim! Won't
you look great
in a uniform."
57
"If you should
need it, send me
word and I'll bring
it over in ten minutes."
58
Uniforms ---- even
in his dreams ---
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"An' you risked your
life like this for a
no 'count bum like
me!"
60
"Will he live,
Doc?"
61
"Oh, he'll pull
through all right."
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The doctor's wife.
63
"That's the same boy
--- and if we get
him away from Bim,
we can get the re-
ward."
64
"And you did it
for me, what ain't
worth as much as
your little finger ---"
65
"Take that skullcap
off and try to
look motherly."
66
"You poor darling
child."
67
"He won't be laid
up long, will he?"
68
"There's no telling.
He's going to need
a lot of attention---
a mother's care and
absolute quiet."
69
"I'll work my fingers
off ---- I'll give him
everything he needs,
Doc."
70
"But you can't give
him a mother's
care ---- and that
is most important."
71
"The poor, dear child
--- who could think
of money at a
time like this."
72
"You must agree
to leave him alone
and entirely in my
hands and I'll take
care of everything."
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It isn't long before
Bill is well enough
to ask embarrassing
questions.
74
"Well, my little
man, how do you
feel today?"
75
"Rotten --- all dressed
up like a damn
bullfighter!"
76
"Say, why hasn't
Bim been here
to see me?"
77
"He said he was
going away --- seem-
ed mighty glad when
we offered to take
care of you."
78
"Aw, you're crazy
with the heat."
79
"Well, what do
you want?"
80
"I thought I'd call
and see how the
kid's getting along."
81
"If you want him
to get well quickly,
you'll have to keep
your promise and
stay away from here."
82
"Will you give him
these flowers, so
he'll know I'm thinkin'
of him?"
83
"Well, dear children,
the fund you all
worked so hard to
raise is now complete
and the memorial will
be started at once."
84
"Now, Miss Bruce,
if you will turn
the fund over to
us ---"
85
"I'll go for it
at once."
86
"Bim, will you take
this note to Mr.
Cahill, personally?
And hurry --- please--"
87
"I've got a letter
for Mr. Cahill ---
very important."
88
"He won't be back
for an hour ---- will
you wait?"
89
"The law'll take
care o' this."
90
"The school teacher
just drowned her-
self and I'm going
for the doctor."
91
"When you didn't
come she drown-
ed herself."
92
"You get me that
money --- now! They
ain't goin' to call
her no thief!"
93
"Say, Cahill, I got
a scheme that'll
interest a guy in
your fix."
94
"Supposin' my gang
robbed the Express
Office tonight -----
they'd never know
you was short."
95
"Empty!"
96
"That's why she
tried to drown
herself."
97
"You had the money
--- what have you
done with it?"
98
"I ain't got nothin'
to say."
99
"The law'll take
care o' this."
100
"You dirty crook!
We're going to ride
you out of town
on a rail ------ and
don't you ever come
back."
101
"There goes Bim
with my horses ---
plug him!"
102
"What the hell
struck us, anyhow?"
103
Nightfall across the
trail to Nowhere.
104
The constable
communicates with
the county seat.
105
"Say, pard, any
chance of hornin'
in on the eats?"
106
"All right."
107
"Why didn't Bim tell
them, Auntie? Why
should he suffer
just to protect me?"
108
"Men like Bim ain't
the kind who think
of themselves when
a good woman's in
danger of being mis-
judged ---"
109
"---- and that's more
than I can say for
all the memorial
committees this town
ever had!"
110
The 'little job in
Norwalk' does not
appeal to Bim.
111
"The boobs will all
be at prayer meetin',
and it's goin' to be
an easy job."
112
"We may be boobs,
but they ain't no
gang o' thieves
goin' to rob our
town, if I know it!"
113
While the "good" men
of the city pray---
114
"I told you crooks
they weren't no
gang goin' to rob
our town --- an' I
meant it!"
115
"Sheriff, I didn't
have no part in
this robbery---I---"
116
"Why, the damned liar!
He planned this job."
117
"It's that damn Bim
again --- get a rope!"
118
"Sheriff, you can
have the other guys
but this bum's goin'
to decorate the limb
of a tree!"
119
"I'm leaving this
town tonight and
you're going with
me!"
120
The never-to-be-
forgotten rumble
of Judge Lynch's
mob.
121
"They're after me!
Hide me!"
122
"Don't let 'em hang
Bim! The man they
want's inside fight-
ing the teacher!"
123
"Hold on, boys! This
kid says the real
culprit's hiding in
the school."
124
"By Gad, you won't
tell them!"
125
"You did this for
my sake, Bim?"
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After which, the
heroes would have
been welcome to
any spare bed in
town.
127
"William, darling,
your father's here!"
128
"I guess the other
kid'll have to take
my place."
129
"Goodbye---pal."
130
"That's not my boy!"
131
"I thought it was
darn funny! The last
time I heard of my
old man he was in
Sing Sing."
132
"Another one of your
happy ideas."
133
"Do you know this
man?"
134
"I do! He's the dis-
charged chauffeur
who kidnapped my
boy!"
135
"Say something ---
you big stiff!"
136
"I-- I-- Bill says
--- I mean --- you
know ---- if --- well,
will you?"
137
"The law'll take
care o' this."
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