1 "May I present Miss Trilby Drew .... my leading lady." 2 "Who is that man, Lionel? I see him everywhere I go lately." 3 "Your suit is thoroughly cleaned, Mr. Brown. I had it in the air all morning." 4 "That guy hasn't missed a performance for the last four weeks." 5 "Your admirer is in the front row again tonight, Miss Drew .... with his white gloves." 6 "It's wonderful to sit here and watch you act, Lionel." 7 "What's that blonde hanging around you for?" 8 "Can I help it if I'm good-looking?" 9 "Places.... first act." 10 "Whoa!" 11 "He ain't hurt. I just saw him outside when I came in." 12 "Oh, Steffen, Steffen! You're wounded!" 13 "A scratch is nothing to a Southern gentleman!" 14 "Hide, quick! Here comes the enemy!" 15 "There's a spy within these gates .... and I won't take no for an answer!" 16 "He gets shot in the third act." 17 "Search yon plantation and leave not a cotton bulb untouched!" 18 "No woman can defy me without a struggle!" 19 "Take him away .... and shoot him in the barn!" 20 "Remember, gal ... there's only one way to save him! Ha! Ha!" 21 "Don't forget, dear, you're taking me out tonight." 22 "I'm sorry, my beloved, but I have another engagement." 23 There are only two cures for love .... marriage and suicide. 24 "I'd give anything in the world to play your part, Mister." 25 "I want a guy workin' here by the name of Murphy." 26 "Do you think you could play my part tonight?" 27 "Sure! I know every part in the show! I've seen it thirty-five times!" 28 "Why so distant, Trilby?" 29 "You and that society blonde can't make a fool out of me!" 30 "I have a millionaire who gives me flowers! That's more than you ever did!" 31 "You're lucky I even give you a smile!" 32 "How quiet and peaceful the old plantation is." 33 "Get rid of that epidemic!" 34 "Shoot him .... and the audience will think it's part of the show!" 35 "Don't tempt me, stranger ... never will I surrender to the North." 36 "Unhand that gal!" 37 "Corporal .... seize that Southern beauty!" 38 "Seize her, I said .... or I'll report you to Grant!" 39 "Remember, gal ... there's only one way to save him! Ha! Ha!" 40 "Did you see the guy I'm lookin' for?" 41 "I hope you don't take Lionel serious. He's an awful flirt." 42 "Well, there's going to be a lot of broken hearts. We're announcing our engagement tonight." 43 "You like me, don't you?" 44 "Will you marry me?" 45 "Yes, Ma'am." 46 "When?" 47 "Tonight!" 48 The Cafe La Boheme catered to actors .... and those who paid. 49 "Your girl friend doesn't seem to be very happily married." 50 "Order some champagne." 51 "I'm going over and celebrate our marriage!" 52 Elmer soon learned that supporting a woman in a fit of jealousy is all in a wifetime. 53 "Don't you think you've had enough exercise, dear?" 54 The dawn of a spite marriage. 55 "- don't you realize? If the papers find out you married a cheap little pants presser, your career is ruined!" 56 "- as I am your manager, I'll handle this affair, gracefully." 57 "Your wife has left you." 58 "She wants you to go away so she can get a divorce on the grounds of desertion." 59 "You see, my dear fellow, it's me that your wife's in love with. She only married you for spite." 60 "Pardon me. This taxi's too noisy!" 61 "Drive off the end of the pier!" 62 "Fish that guy out of the water! He saw me do a job!" 63 "Looks like a revenue cutter! Douse the lights!" 64 "This is a private yacht. I can't take you back to port." 65 "Good!" 66 "Varnish that mast!" 67 "- you should have known that woman meant nothing to me, dear. It's you I love." 68 "You've varnished every- thing on the ship but that mast!" 69 "Can't I work down- stairs? The air makes me sea-sick!" 70 Midnight .... on the high seas. 71 "Watch that indicator till I get back!" 72 "How dare you interrupt an officers' meeting!" 73 "Sit down! Whatever you have to say can wait!" 74 "Now, my good man, what's on your mind?" 75 "Nothing, sir .... only the engine room's on fire and the boiler's liable to blow up any second." 76 "Stand by to abandon ship!" 77 "Save me, dear! Save me!" 78 "What are you doing here?" 79 A squall. 80 "Don't ask questions! I've got to change the sails!" 81 "Go away! We don't want any." 82 "What are you doin' here?" 83 "They all deserted but me. Somebody had to stay and steer the ship." 84 "Load the stuff on this boat!" 85 "I'll have it runnin' in a moment ... if nothin' happens." 86 "Are you sure you've got it fixed?" 87 "Oh, Elmer, Elmer! You're wounded!" 88 "A scratch is nothing to a Southern gentleman!" 89 "Good-bye! I'm awful glad to have seen you again." 90 You're going to see an awful lot of me from now on! The EndHome