[Full title: "The Headless Horseman or The Legend of Sleepy Hollow"] 1 On a late summer's day, about the year 1790, the little Dutch village of Sleepy Hollow was agog with excite- ment -- for the new school-master was due to arrive on the weekly mail-stage from "Nieu Yorke". 2 Katrina, the lovely daughter of Baltus Van Tassel, the richest farmer of the Hollow, was the acknowledged belle of the neighborhood. 3 The School-Committee was top-heavy with its own importance. 4 Abraham Van Brunt, better known as "the redoubtable 'Brom Bones'," the dare-devil hero of the neighborhood, was Katrina's most favored suitor. 5 Ichabod Crane, a Yankee school-master. 6 "I predict these coaches will soon be abandoned -- just on account of the disgraceful driving!" 7 "I am Brouwer, chairman of the school-committee. Allow me to present -- 8 Mynheer Van Ripper, though a "short-pipe", a just and God-fearing man -- Master Crane. 9 "Dominie Heckwelder" 10 "-- and Mynheer Baltus Van Tassel!" 11 The Inn-keeper's wife, Dame Martling. 12 "The Committee should have hired some honest Dutch pedagogue instead of this strange Yankee!" 13 "That book-worm had better keep his eyes off Mistress Katrina!" 14 That Sleepy Hollow was a haunted and most superstitious region, Ichabod Crane had often heard, but he little dreamed how soon he was to encounter the famous chief of its legions of ghosts -- a mysterious Headless Horseman. 15 Historians alleged this ghost was that of a Hessian trooper who rode forth each night, from his church- yard grave, in quest of his battle-severed head. 16 At Ichabod's school-house, the "birch of justice" soon became a constant terror to evil doers. 17 Jethro, Dame Martling's noble offspring. 18 Adrian Van Ripper was one of the most wrong-headed of Dutch urchins. 19 "Lucky for you, young sprout, that this sketch was not of the present Master!" 20 "The learned no longer hold that the earth is flat --" 21 "-- unfortunately Columbus lived before I did, or I should have discovered this fact." 22 "Behold, in yon weather- cock, the windy image of your pedagogue!" 23 "I am surprised at your lack of respect for a man of such polish and education!" 24 "Katrina Van Tassel coquettes with everybody!" 25 "I'll teach you to respect ladies!!" 26 "He thrashed me -- but I didn't do a thing!" 27 "What are you going to do about this outrage?" 28 "Nothing. No doubt he got what he deserved!" 29 "Then I will have this insolent Yankee discharged!!" 30 "Young Ichabod must be an uncommonly good teacher!" 31 As his pay was small, the school-master lodged, a week at the time, with the farmers whose children he instructed. 32 After various full meals, Ichabod could entertain by the hour with direful tales of ghosts and goblins -- in which he firmly believed. 33 "It's almost time for your singing class!" 34 As singing master, Ichabod picked up many bright shillings by teaching the young folks in Psalmody. 35 "The time to begin the lesson has long since passed!" 36 "I'm glad you've missed me!" 37 "Don't go, Brom!" 38 "Our first exercise will be Psalm Number Nine!" 39 "Too much falsetto, my good man, -- and psalm tunes should be sung doloroso, not impetuoso!" 40 "I can't find any such note in this tuner!" 41 "Try using your chest instead of your nose -- there's bound to be an improvement!" 42 Harmony is being attacked from a new quarter. 43 "Don't be afraid, I won't choke you; God forbids!" 44 "You've forgotten to select the psalms for Sunday!" 45 "The lesson hour is over!" 46 "I must be going now -- but won't you honor us by coming to supper tomorrow evening?" 47 "I have an invitation for supper tomorrow - but in order not to disappoint you - if you could have yours a little later, I will be glad to come!" 48 "Katrina, your flirtations are driving me mad! For the last time - will you marry me?" 49 The rural riches of the Van Tassel domain enraptured the poor pedagogue's fancy, and made his heart yearn after the damsel who was to inherit all this wealth. 50 "From a distance I thought you were a lovely swan that had forsaken the water!" 51 Ichabod's mouth watered as he looked upon these promises of luxurious winter fare. 52 "My mother -- Master Crane!" 53 From the moment Ichabod laid his eyes upon these regions of delight, the peace of his mind was at an end, and his only study was how to gain the affections of this peerless daughter of Van Tassel. 54 Brom Bones was always ready for either a fight or a frolic -- but had more mischief than ill-will in his composition. 55 "This is the finest cooking it has been my good-fortune to taste. Your mother is to be congratulated upon her skill!" 56 "Indeed not, but you must compliment Clarinda, for she has prepared every- thing here." 57 "Still you should be praised for your selection of so good a cook!" 58 "No, I never smoke - it sets a bad example for the youth of the community!" 59 "I have only one weakness --" 60 "-- the ladies!" 61 "I hear that you've read several books quite through -- and are a perfect master of Mather's 'History of Witchcraft'." 62 "Oh yes, I've studied a great deal --" 63 "Folks learn things from me they wouldn't hear of otherwise." 64 "Meet me at the school- house. We'll give this brazen Yankee a scare he won't forget!" 65 "I enjoy imparting knowl- edge to rural people!" 66 "And may I ask what city you're from?" 67 "Why - er - near Danbury, Connecticut." 68 The hour when ghosts come forth. 69 "The Headless Horseman's coming!!" 70 "Nonsense -- only Brom Bones and his gang!" 71 The next morning poor Ichabod was sure that all the witches in the country held their meetings in his school-house. 72 "Let this sight be a warning to you. Study your lessons and respect your betters - or the Devil may set upon you next!" 73 "Master Crane must be in league with the Devil -- for last night --" 74 On Sunday Morning -- 75 "Crane's nose is tuned up again!" 76 "My text for to-day is: 'The prophet cried unto the people with a loud voice - but they heard him not'." 77 Sermons were lengthy in those days. 78 "- and fiftiethly, Bretheren - " 79 "The prophet cried unto the people -- with a loud voice --" 80 "-- but they heard him not!" 81 "Fire!!" 82 "FIRE!!!" 83 "Where? WHERE?" 84 "In HELL -- for such sleepy Christians as you are!!" 85 Between services, Ichabod was the lion of the hour. 86 "Here lies the body of John Mound. Lost at sea, and never found." 87 "The fact that the witches meet in his school-house proves that Crane is a servant of the Devil - and unfit to instruct our children!" 88 "Her lower lip hung feebly down, Her pulse was only two; She gave an awful groan, And bade the world adieu." 89 "I've found the Headless Horseman's grave -- read us what it says there!" 90 "Stay away from that grave - don't you know -- it's haunted!" 91 "Get Crane over to the tavern. I'll help you trap him!" 92 "Won't you have supper at the Inn tomorrow evening?" 93 "Let's see! This is Sunday. Now if you could have your dinner a little later --" 94 Ignorant of Dame Martling's plot - 95 "You men folks are selfish to play by yourselves -- I'd enjoy hearing of Master Crane's experiences with witches and ghosts!" 96 "They've been so numerous, and I've read so much on the subject, I hardly know where to begin; but -" 97 "The departed spirits of great writers are my constant companions -" 98 "Young man, you need go no further. Your own evil tales prove that you are a witch-doctor -- and must resign as school-master!" 99 "And you must leave town at once!!" 100 "This is a foul plot to get rid of me! I know nothing of witch-craft, -- and I shall not resign!!" 101 "There's a real singing- master for you!" 102 The next morning a thousand scurvy rumors were set on foot. 103 "What further proof do we need of the school-master's guilt? He should be discharged to-day!" 104 "We must have actual evidence before he can be accused!" 105 Bones saw something must be done to discredit Ichabod once and for all. 106 "Mashter Crane has bewitched me - for not goin' ter school!" 107 "I demand that this witch- doctor be tarred and feathered -- and ridden out of town on a rail!!" 108 "The school-master is to be tarred and feathered - but I saw Brom Bones -" 109 "One gun won't stop them -- -- call the school-committee!!" 110 "If you have any knowl- edge of Adrian's affliction, a confession may save you from torture!" 111 "I know not why I am here. I have no knowledge of witch-craft!" 112 "'Vengeance is mine', saith the Lord!" 113 "You're the cause of all this trouble!" 114 "Master Crane is innocent - this boy can prove it!" 115 "Bones hired me to play that Master Crane had bewitched me!" 116 "Yes he did - and - he gave me some awful stuff to drink - and - it's made me sick!" 117 "Bones is the man we should tar and feather!!" 118 "I think the best way to punish Heer Bones is to have him make a public apology to Master Crane!" 119 "It was just a joke - I didn't mean it to go so far." 120 King again in his now undisputed realm. 121 "Mynheer Van Tassel bids you attend our merry-making and quilting frolic this evening!" 122 "Where have you been keeping yourself of late -- and where did you get those handsome clothes -- they have trans- formed you!" 123 "I returned only yester- day from a trip to Nieu Yorke." 124 Altogether, Ichabod and his steed presented an apparition that was seldom to be met with in day-light -- 125 -- yet his spirit was that of a Knight Errant in quest of his laurels. 126 "'Daredevil' looks as fiery as ever!" 127 "Won't you ask your friend Bones to come to the party?" 128 The far-famed step in dancing called "Double - Trouble". 129 "Anyone with athletic ability couldn't enjoy the minuet - I wouldn't waste my time on it!" 130 Tales of great deeds in the Revolutionary War having been worn thread- bare, no subject so enthralled as that of the Headless Horseman. 131 "I met him the other night. He compelled me to mount behind him and galloped with the wings of the wind, over bush and brake, over hill and swamp -- until we reached the church bridge --" 132 "-- then he turned into a skeleton, threw me over the bridge-rail into the water, and sprang away over the tree-tops with a clap of thunder!" 133 "The Headless Horseman is nothing but an arrant jockey! One night I offered to race him for a bowl of punch --" 134 "Daredevil beat the goblin horse all hollow -- but the Hessian bolted and left his debt unpaid!" 135 "Everybody else has gone home -- but I wasn't sleepy!" 136 "You realize I have no superior intellectually -- and I am sure I'm not without physical charm!" 137 "If you haven't made any other plans -- would you mind becoming my wife!" 138 "I had sort of planned on it --" 139 All the stories of ghosts and goblins he had heard that evening now crowded in upon Ichabod's memory. Moreover he was approaching the very place where many of these tales had been laid. 140 Just ahead was the haunted bridge where Major Andre had been ambushed. 141 "Who are you?" 142 Ichabod's only hope was that within the hallowed precincts of the near-by church he might find safety. 143 As Ichabod's pupils awaited him in vain all the following week -- his mysterious disappearance was the cause of much speculation. 144 "Poor Master Crane was carried off by the Headless Horseman, without a doubt!" 145 Shortly after his rival's "disappearance" -- 146 Home from Nieu Yorke, several years later, Old Brouwer brought the news that Ichabod Crane was still alive, had kept school and studied law in other parts of the country, and finally had been made a justice of the Ten Pound Court. 147 The old country wives, how- ever -- and they are the best judges in such matters -- maintain that Ichabod was spirited away. And his is the favorite story, told about their winter evening fires, to this very day.Home