1 What was once a peaceful French village -- now headquarters of German troops. 2 Brigadier General, of the Imperial Division. 3 "Your Excellency, all of our Divisions are ready for the drive." 4 "As soon as I receive word from our agents, we'll strike through the Boucaret Sector." 5 The British held their own along the front lines - but were unaware that the enemy was planning the biggest drive of the year. 6 Bert Chester, an agent of the British Secret Service - but his regiment knew him only as a private. . . . Harold Goodwin. 7 "Did you locate the rest of our wiring party?" 8 "I made a thorough search, poor devils - I guess an explosion got 'em." 9 "D'ye think they got Old Bill?" 10 Private William Busby, thirty years in the service of His Majesty, and affectionately known as 'OLD BILL'. . . . Syd Chaplin. 11 Little Alf - Old Bill's greatest worry. . . . Jack Ackroyd. 12 "Let's get out of this damn 'ole!" 13 "If you knows of a better 'ole - go to it." 14 "If I catch a cold - it'll be your fault!" 15 "The trouble with you is - you ain't got your mind on the war!" 16 "We thought you were gone, Bill!" 17 "I looked all over - where were you hiding?" 18 "'idin' 'ell - does I look like a bloomin' Corporal?" 19 "What d'ye mean sloshin' my old woman with mud?" 20 "You might 'ave 'it the King!" 21 "I didn't mean it Bill - strike me pink, I didn't." 22 "Forgive me, Alfie - this war's beginin' to get on my nerves." 23 "Let's 'ave a little 'armony - and forget this bloomin' war." 24 'Take me back to dear old Blighty -' 25 Corporal Austin - the bully of the regiment. . . Ed. Kennedy. 26 "You know it's against the rules to be hollerin' in the trenches!" 27 "I wasn't 'ollering - I was singin' through my nose." 28 "We're goin' back to Boucaret for a two weeks' rest." 29 "But for breakin' the trench rules - you're goin' on fatigue duty." 30 "We'll whisper it this time - soft and crescendo." 31 A hearty welcome awaited the British Veterans on their return to Boucaret. 32 No Man's Land was soon forgotten under the spell of a sweetheart's smile. 33 "Allow me to present me future Missus." 34 "Blimey - won't Bill be jealous when he sees us with our wimmen!" 35 "It must be awful to be an old man, and 'ave to go 'round alone!" 36 "You little weazel -- fatigue duty for you!" 37 "ATTENTION!" 38 "FORWARD MARCH!" 39 "ABOUT TURN!" 40 "PRESENT ARMS!" 41 "- if this happens again, you'll be demoted to a private!" 42 "From now on, you ain't never goin' to get a rest!" 43 "Oh Gawd - control my temper till this war is over." 44 Major Russett -- . . . Charles Gerard. 45 Gaspard, owner of the Rooster Inn - furtively engaged in espionage. 46 "Ham and eggs - and a pigeon, possibly." 47 "Cook 'ouse is blowed long since, Bill!" 48 "To 'ell with Bill - I told you to call me first!" 49 "Just for that - load the hay wagon - take it off, then put it on again!" 50 "For Gawd's sake, I'm tryin' to sleep!" 51 "Well, you slept right through breakfast." 52 "What's the matter, Bill?" 53 "I didn't get any breakfast." 54 "I understand someone's been stealing eggs around here." 55 "If the army was full of fools like you, we'd lose the war in a week!" 56 "It's against the rules to kick a man -- in the army!" 57 "Well, you didn't see me do it, did yer?" 58 "No, but I felt it!" 59 "Pick up that stick!" 60 "That sure had a kick in it, Corpie." 61 "Shell-shocked!" 62 "Come piggy, piggy." 63 "Quick! I've got a spy!" 64 "'e was reachin' for a carrier pigeon in that barrel." 65 "HE'S A SPY!" 66 "Who caught this man?" 67 "Back to your fatigue duty!" 68 "I've had my eye on him for days and caught him red handed." 69 "Call the guard -" 70 "There is still a chance for your escape -- good-bye!" 71 "I discovered a spy and he tried to get away." 72 "Me and the Corporal just caught a spy!" 73 "I just captured a spy!" 74 German headquarters waited for news from their spies before starting their big drive. 75 "Telephone front line trenches to stand by for my signed orders." 76 To the boys of Old Bill's regiment - the biggest thrill of the war was their show in Boucaret that night. 77 "It's a long way to Tipperary -" 78 "The next time - fall on the flute!" 79 "Keep your hands off that sword!" 80 "Hey! Hey! - Don't get so personal!" 81 "Who yuh stickin' - you silly ass!" 82 "You had no business bein' there." 83 "Don't talk to me with a cigarette in your mouth." 84 "From now on you go my way an' I'll go yours!" 85 "BAH!" 86 "Aw, go to 'ell!" 87 "I ain't as dumb as I look." 88 "You couldn't be!" 89 "Forgive me, Alfie, don't let a cigarette come between us." 90 "Now get to work before I get mad all over again." 91 "Where's my helmet?" 92 "I got it!" 93 "Clear the stage - the show's an hour late!" 94 "'urry and clear the stage - I can't do everything around 'ere!" 95 "Get in the horse so we can get started - you impersonate the hind end!" 96 "I ain't goin' to be no 'orses rear end!" 97 "You'll be the horse's neck!" 98 "Don't sew us in so tight - if anything 'appens we'll never get out!" 99 "This southern exposure is awful!" 100 "DAUGHTER!" 101 "I cooked Daddy's lunch with my own little fingies." 102 "Sufferin' frankfurters - Ludendorf is comin'!" 103 "I'll save my little gal from that crooked pretzel!" 104 "A rousing cheer for our Corporal!" 105 "Three cheers for Old Bill and Alf!" 106 "Hurry and shoe Black Beauty -- I've got to yodel in the Alps tonight." 107 "I'll die before I shoe that Alpine Camel!" 108 "Harm not my father - harm not him!" 109 "Shoe my thoroughbred - or your gal goes with me!" 110 "Shoe her Daddy -- shoe her and save my honor!" 111 "YOU BIG BUM!" 112 "Shut up - and keep actin'!" 113 "This show was a splendid idea - it will keep up the boys' morale." 114 "Whoa - Black Beauty - whoa!" 115 "That's a nice girlie." 116 "Von Kirsh's army has taken our front lines - and is advancing on Boucaret -" 117 "Command an orderly retreat - against such tremendous odds - I will not sacrifice my men." 118 "-- and get your full equipment at once!" 119 Morning found Boucaret in the hands of the enemy. 120 "Give orders to undermine Boucaret and all bridges at once." 121 "You take charge of the dynamiting - when the British are back here in Boucaret -- blow it up." 122 "Mach das Mittagessen fuer den General fertig!" 123 "Bring das essen heirher." 124 "Schneide die Wurst in Scheiben und mach' ein paar schoene Butterbrote." 125 "Du dummer Kerl - was soll das heissen?" 126 "KAFFEE." 127 "Nein." 128 "DU VERDAMMTER ESEL!" 129 "They are mining the city. Our troops are heading towards death." 130 "Bill, you must escape and warn our people." 131 "It's our own plane - they think we're the enemy!" 132 The British re-enter Boucaret under their own barrage. 133 "This plunger will blow up the whole town." 134 "This plunger will blow up all the bridges." 135 "Arrest that man - he's a spy!" 136 "I always knew you were a dirty traitor!" 137 "- he's a spy - I caught him trying to blow up our boys!" 138 "Get a firing squad!" 139 "You'll get yours -" 140 "S. D. 9 - Intelligence Department - - reporting!" 141 "I was assigned to this regiment to locate a dangerous spy - there he stands!" 142 "GET READY!" 143 "AIM!" 144 "The General orders you to stay Bill's execution." 145 "Bill -- will you accept my sincerest apologies?" 146 "Sure - even a General is liable to make a mistake." 147 "- anything within my power is yours - just name it." 148 "If it won't be too much trouble - can I be a Sargeant?" 149 "My boy, from now on you're a Sergeant!" 150 "I knew you were innocent all the time Bill, old pal." 151 "Only yesterday, I was braggin' about yuh to the General." 152 "Pick up that pipe!" The EndHome