[2007 digital restoration] 1 MACK SENNETT Presents 2 HARRY LANGDON in 3 HIS FIRST FLAME IN FIVE PARTS Passed by the National Board of Review Copyrighted MCMXXVI Pathecomedy by Path� Exchanges, Inc. 4 Directed by HARRY EDWARDS _____ Story by ARTHUR RIPLEY and FRANK CAPRA _____ Photographed by WM. WILLIAMS _____ Special Photography by ERNIE CROCKETT, A. S. C. 5 Titles by A. H. GIEBLER _____ Supervised by J. A. WALDRON _____ Film Editor WM. HORNBECK 6 They say, "Love is the only fire against which there is no insurance." 7 Ethel Morgan had fallen in love at an early age - with herself. ... Natalie Kingston 8 Her sister, Mary, was as sweet and romantic as a Laura Jean Libby love story. ... Ruth Hiatt 9 "I'll hear enough of his speeches after we're married!" 10 "Why, Sis! - anyone would think you didn't love Harry!" 11 "Don't be old-fashioned - he has money." 12 "I'd like Harry - - if he didn't have a cent!" 13 Graduation Day at Bliss College. 14 "Mr. Harry Howells will now address you on 'Women and - - Why'." 15 Harry Howells, looked at Life and Love through Grandma's spectacles. ... HARRY LANGDON 16 "- What this country needs is more Matrimony and less Alimony!" 17 "'Woman needs no eulogy - she speaks for herself'!" 18 "Women are the salt of the Earth - look at Lot's wife!" 19 "Just think! - one half of my ancestors were women!" 20 Amos McCarthy, Harry's uncle, was a woman-hater because all his wedding bells had been false alarms. ... Vernon Dent 21 "- if I ever hear of my nephew Harry even thinking about a girl, I'll - - !" 22 "Now you've got this education - what are you goin' to do with it?" 23 "Well, first of all, I'm going to get married!" 24 "- - forget it - - any girl who marries you is just after your money!" 25 "Uncle, you'd take that back if you knew my sweetheart!" 26 "Is that so? - - Three of 'em have married me - - for a fireman's salary!" 27 "Well, I'll think it over!" 28 "I bought 'em for you!" 29 "- and no matter what Harry has told you - he hasn't got a cent!" 30 "Thank you so much!" 31 Hector Benedict, an old pal - - who hadn't seen Harry since his voice changed. ... Bud Jamieson 32 "I'll bet your ring stuck to that girl's shoe." 33 Shoplifters at work. 34 "Wait here till I phone my wife!" 35 "I'll soon be pushing a baby buggy around myself." 36* Marriage is like life in this - that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses. . . . Robert Louis Stevenson 37 "Harry, meet my darling little wifie!" 38 "Seems to be a lot of fighting around here!" 39 "No more than's necessary!" 40 "I'm going out where I can eat in peace!" 41 "You'll do nothing of the kind, so help me!" 42 "You, too!" 45 "Didn't he pick on me first?" 43 "Didn't she slam me when you weren't looking?" 44 "She's right!" 45 "He's right!" 46* Harry finds that he has overstayed his welcome. 47 "I hope she gets him!" 48 "- - and I thought College would make a man out of you!" 49 "Don't move till I get you some trousers!" 49 "FIRE, FIRE!" 50 "Why don't you look where you're going?" 51 "That's my uncle!" 52 "Sweetheart! - Wait! - I'll save you!" 53 "You great big, wonderful boy!" 54 "Hold on tight, Honey!" 55 After that, Mary thought it would be a good idea to stage a little rescue for herself. 56 "- - our house is on fire!" 57 "I'll tell the boys about it when they come in!" 58 "Nobody's here but me, Pat and Joe, and two of us are horses!" 59 "Hurry! - - you can put this fire out alone!" 60 A MACK SENNETT SPECIAL PRODUCTION [* = reconstructed title]
[Grapevine print] 1 MACK SENNETT Presents 2 HARRY LANGDON in 3 HIS FIRST FLAME IN FIVE PARTS Passed by the National Board of Review Copyrighted MCMXXVI Pathecomedy by Path� Exchanges, Inc. 4 Directed by HARRY EDWARDS _____ Story by ARTHUR RIPLEY and FRANK CAPRA _____ Photographed by WM. WILLIAMS _____ Special Photography by ERNIE CROCKETT, A. S. C. 5 Titles by A. H. GIEBLER _____ Supervised by J. A. WALDRON _____ Film Editor WM. HORNBECK 6 They say, "Love is the only fire against which there is no insurance." 7 Ethel Morgan had fallen in love at an early age - with herself. ... Natalie Kingston 8 Her sister, Mary, was as sweet and romantic as a Laura Jean Libby love story. ... Ruth Hiatt 9 "I'll hear enough of his speeches after we're married!" 10 "Why, Sis! - anyone would think you didn't love Harry!" 11 "Don't be old-fashioned - he has money." 12 "I'd like Harry - - if he didn't have a cent!" 13 Graduation Day at Bliss College. 14 "Mr. Harry Howells will now address you on 'Women and - - Why'." 15 Harry Howells, looked at Life and Love through Grandma's spectacles. ... HARRY LANGDON 16 "- What this country needs is more Matrimony and less Alimony!" 17 "'Woman needs no eulogy - she speaks for herself'!" 18 "Women are the salt of the Earth - look at Lot's wife!" 19 "Just think! - one half of my ancestors were women!" 20 Amos McCarthy, Harry's uncle, was a woman-hater because all his wedding bells had been false alarms. ... Vernon Dent 21 "- if I ever hear of my nephew Harry even thinking about a girl, I'll - - !" 22 "Now you've got this education - what are you goin' to do with it?" 23 "Well, first of all, I'm going to get married!" 24 "- - forget it - - any girl who marries you is just after your money!" 25 "Uncle, you'd take that back if you knew my sweetheart!" 26 "Is that so? - - Three of 'em have married me - - for a fireman's salary!" 27 "Well, I'll think it over!" 28 "I bought 'em for you!" 29 "- and no matter what Harry has told you - he hasn't got a cent!" 30 "Thank you so much!" 31 Hector Benedict, an old pal - - who hadn't seen Harry since his voice changed. ... Bud Jamieson 32 "I'll bet your ring stuck to that girl's shoe." 33 Shoplifters at work. 34 "Wait here till I phone my wife!" 35 "I'll soon be pushing a baby buggy around myself." 36 "I hope she gets him!" 37 "- - and I thought College would make a man out of you!" 38 "Don't move till I get you some trousers!" 39 "Harry, meet my darling little wifie!" 40 "Seems to be a lot of fighting around here!" 41 "No more than's necessary!" 42 "I'm going out where I can eat in peace!" 43 "You'll do nothing of the kind, so help me!" 44 "You, too!" 45 "Didn't he pick on me first?" 46 "Didn't she slam me when you weren't looking?" 47 "She's right!" 48 "He's right!" 49 "FIRE, FIRE!" 50 "Not enough water!" 51 "Too much!" 52 "Why don't you look where you're going?" 53 "That's my uncle!" 54 "Sweetheart! - Wait! - I'll save you!" 55 "You great big, wonderful boy!" 56 "Hold on tight, Honey!" 57 After that, Mary thought it would be a good idea to stage a little rescue for herself. 58 "- - our house is on fire!" 59 "I'll tell the boys about it when they come in!" 60 "Nobody's here but me, Pat and Joe, and two of us are horses!" 61 "Hurry! - - you can put this fire out alone!" 62 A MACK SENNETT SPECIAL PRODUCTIONHome