1 Dedicated to THE UNITED STATES CORPS OF CADETS Men of The Long Grey Line, where Grant, Lee and Pershing once stood....heirs to glorious tradition THE PRIDE OF AMERICA! 2 Late in June, candidates arrive from every state in the Union....Alaska.... the Philippines....the Army and National Guard - 3 "Dockin' at West Point in ten minutes!" 4 "Wire the Academy that General Nuisance is arriving! Have a flock of Colonels meet me!" 5 "From now on West Point is going to amount to something!" 6 "I wonder if Cadets wear corsets to get that military shape." 7 "Candidates for West Point....line up here!" 8 "Pay close attention! Answer all questions in English....or its equivalent!" 9 "What's your name?" 10 "Ben Bolt!" 11 "I remember your sister Alice!" 12 "T-T-T-T-T-Tex M-M-M-M-M-Mc N-N-N-N-N-Neil!" 13 It's a good thing your name's not Phillip Pfeffenflinger!" 14 "Samuel Rosenberg." 15 "Ah! An eskimo!" 16 "Michael O'Day....thank you." 17 "Don't thank me! I had nothing to do with it!" 18 "Open mouths....for tooth inspection!" 19 "You've fallen arches! I'll put you in the archery class!" 20 "Is that all your own mouth?" 21 "You have dandruff, haven't you?" 22 "Better sew that up before it spreads!" 23 "All who want to become Generals....raise your hands!" 24 "Now....sit up and beg!" 25 "My name's Brice Wayne.... old man Wayne's smartest boy!" 26 "Pardon me, gentlemen.... I feel my weak moment coming on." 27 "Whom have I the honor of thanking?" 28 "My name is Betty Channing." 29 "Betty Channing? What a beautiful name, my child." 30 "Lumbago leaves one so helpless -" 31 "Gee, but you're beautiful!" 32 "You're not blind!" 33 "Oh, no! I'm the original little see-saw!" 34 "Major Mullens!" 35 "Wayne's the name.... Brice Wayne." 36 "We just had a little love spat. You know how women are." 37 "This fresh young person is a stranger to me! I don't know him from Adam!" 38 "Why, Betty Channing... you do so! Adam had an apple!" 39 "She'll get over it when she sees me in a Cadet suit." 40 "So you aspire to a career in the Army?" 41 "Oh, no! I'm just going to study a little war.... in case I ever get married." 42 "Baggage checks, please!" 43 "Mammy!" 44 Betty Channing's mother owned the West Point Hotel. 45 "I came back from furlough just to see you, Betty." 46 "Watch the old master.... and learn how I take them away." 47 "When I go get the babies, Believe me, they stay got! Compared to me Mark Antony Was not so very hot!" 48 "I'm canned heat to the Mommas, No matter where I rove! Once I made an Eskimo Throw away her stove!" 49 "MAMMY!" 50 "Maybe I can rip off a few ditties for you and the General." 51 "Mr. Wayne....meet mr. Sperry." 52 "What'll it be....The Coughing Sonata from Camille, or The Flea Song from Tales of Hoffman?" 53 "My first number will be that little Spanish song entitled.... Who put Fido's biscuits in Father's hot tamale?" 54 "I had a gal in Chili! One of those Andes queens! She didn't know her onions, But she knew her Chili beans!" 55 "Mr. Sperry is not permitted to stay at the post because he's on furlough!" 56 "Good-bye, forever! Good-bye, forever!" 57 "I think you are very discourteous!" 58 "A sweet Parisian Mammy Who lived on Rue d'Barr; She loved me so, she gave to me, Her little Oo! La! La!" 59 "MAMMY!" 60 "You're a peach, Betty! I'm awfully glad you met me!" 61 "MOTHER!" 62 "Come on....I promise we won't run out of gas....no flat tires.... no detours!" 63 "I think I've made a mistake, Mr. Wayne." 64 "This is a private war, Soldier! Nobody invited the Army!" 65 "Gosh, I wish you hadn't punched Chase. He just lost his entrance fee, too." 66 "Serves him right for butting in!" 67 "How much did he lose?" 68 "All his entrance fee.... two hundred and fifty dollars." 69 "If you tell him where that money came from....I'll wring your neck!" 70 The next day was July First....the morning on which all candidates must report. And at 5:49 1/2 A.M., all's well - 71 "Hurry up, Brice! Let's be among the first to report!" 72 "You'll teach these guys bad habits....expecting us on time." 73 "Look, Brice! I think that's a statue of Kosciusko!" 74 "I remember him! That's the wrestler who threw Zybyscko!" 75 "Greetings, Corporal! How's the old kid?" 76 "You've got a nice joint here....I like it!" 77 "That makes us very happy." 78 "My boy-friend is scared of army officers -" 79 "- but I'm wise that it's all the bunk! Get me?" 80 "From now on if we want any favors.... we're a cinch!" 81 "Say, Boy Scout....where'll I find the reception committee?" 82 "You'd make a swell looking carriage starter at a cafeteria." 83 "I'd like to put a bee in his union-suit!" 84 "How are you, Mr. West ....how's your Point?" 85 "Drop those bags!" 86 "Pick 'em up!" 87 "Unbuckle those golf trou, Mr. Dumbguard!" 88 "Pick up those bags! Snap it up!" 89 "If I unbuckle my trousers I'll catch cold!" 90 "Do what you're told, Mister!" And when addressing officers and upper classmen....use SIR!" 91 "Wipe that smile off your face!" 92 "Mr. Wayne, fall out! Put your baggage in room seventeen thirty- one." 93 "Pardon me, young feller -" 94 "Pardon me....Sir! I'd like an outside room with a southern exposure -" 95 "It was great of you to fix it so we can room together." 96 "That's all right....don't mention it!" 97 "Attention-n-n-n!! New Cadets turn out immediately!" 98 "Hereafter we'll take our time doing things! Let him squawk!" 99 "I'll show those birds they can't scare me!" 100 "Why didn't you salute me?" 101 "I thought you were still mad at me." 102 "Now....salute!" 103 "Why don't you pick on somebody your size?" 104 "Right....face!" 105 9:30 P.M. -- TAPS. 106 "All in?" 107 "All in? Hell....I'm dead!" 108 Then begin the weeks of hard training which fit the 'Plebes' for their places in the Corps. 109 "Gee, Brice! Isn't this great?" 110 "Great? I think it's a lot of bunk!" 111 October. 112 "Hey, Plebe, toss that ball back!" 113 "That's nothing! I used to drop-kick watermelons over the Brooklyn Bridge." 114 "You know, I think you could be nice....if you wanted to." 115 "Why, Baby, I'm probably the nicest fellow you've ever met." 116 "And you're the cutest girl I know....so that makes everything hotsy-totsy!" 117 "Why aren't you out on the field?" 118 "I'm too valuable a player, sir....to take chances of being hurt in that preliminary stuff." 119 "Get in at right half! We'll soon see how good you are!" 120 "Come on, Plebes! Let's show this Big Team how to play the game." 121 "Look out for me, Mr. Sperry! I'm death to Romeos!" 122 "Let me take it around his end." 123 "Plebe's ball!" 124 "Nice run, Wayne." 125 "I really ought to carry anchors when I play.... to give the boys a chance." 126 "What do you think of that demon Plebe? 127 "He'll be sweet material next year....if he's still able to get his head in a helmet." 128 JUNE AGAIN - The long, long Plebe year is over....and the former "Mr. Dumbguards" move into summer camps as "Yearlings". 129 "Three more years of this and we ought to be a couple of good valets!" 130 "They must bottle the breeze around here and save it for Generals!" 131 "Mount!" 132 "Left by twos....trot! March!" 133 "What are you waiting for....a pillow and a blanket?" 134 "I've had enough of your comedy! Cut it out!" 135 Band Concert. 136 "That guy Sperry is getting terribly annoying." 137 "I'm terribly keen for you, Betty... but I guess that isn't much of a secret." 138 "I didn't mean to fuss you, Betty. I'll wait for your answer....as long as you want me to." 139 "I just couldn't go away and leave him here with you." 140 "I'm crazy about you, Betty!" 141 "And you're crazy about me, too! You can't deny it!" 142 "It's going to be awful sad for that Navy team next Saturday....if I keep my health." 143 "You've been trying to give papa the go-by.... haven't you?" 144 "You have no respect for anybody or anything.... have you?" 145 "Well, I respect the Navy.... but I'm not afraid of 'em." 146 "I didn't expect you to understand. We have nothing in common, Mr. Wayne!" 147 "Is that the open gate for me?" 148 "The next time you're late.... you'll find yourself on the scrubs!" 149 "Lose me....just before the Navy game? Don't be sil!" 150 "On the bench....until that nasty temper of yours cools off!" 151 "My name's Shaw ....of the Evening News." 152 "How come you're on the bench?" 153 "It's a lot of jealousy and favoritism!" 154 "The press is interviewing me, my boy! Don't annoy me!" 155 "Are you responsible for this story?" 156 "What of it? It's the truth.... and you know it!" 157 "Wayne, you haven't got the spirit of the Corps!" 158 "To hell with the Corps!" 159 "- and he said....'to hell with the Corps'!" 160 "You handled Wayne perfectly right! If ever a player means more than the Corps' honor... we'll abolish football!" 161 "Brice, you didn't mean what you said about the Corps?" 162 "I meant every word of it.... and then some!" 163 "Don't say that! Don't you realize you've got to apologize?" 164 "But, Brice....think what will happen if the Honor Committee takes it up!" 165 "They'll silence you!" 166 "That means you'll be shunned! No West Pointer will even speak to you....as long as you live!" 167 "Shut up! I won't apologize!" 168 "You've got to! That's the spirit of the Corps!" 169 "The Honor Committee is meeting tonight to consider silencing Wayne!" 170 "And I hope he gets it, too!" 171 "You should be the last one to hope that....if it weren't for Brice Wayne you wouldn't be here!" 172 "He's the one who paid your entrance fee!" 173 "I'm going before the Honor Committee!" 174 "Please don't condemn Wayne, fellows! Of you knew him like I do.... you'd understand he didn't mean what he said!" 175 "He brags about the bad things he does...but you never hear him talk about the good ones!" 176 "Wayne's made of the stuff that the Army needs! Don't ruin his career, fellows! Help him!" 177 "I'll bring him here to apologize! I promise I will! Give me time! I'll get him here!" 178 "Out of respect for McNeil.... I suggest we postpone further action until he has recovered." 179 "McNeil hasn't come in yet." 180 "He won't be in. He's at the hospital....with concussion of the brain." 181 "Will you please see that this goes through to the Superintendent?" 182 "I don't suppose you can ever forgive me, Tex." 183 "It was my fault. I made you mad." 184 "I've been an awful heel, Tex. No wonder the Corps cut me. I just don't belong." 185 "Aw, Brice...you mustn't feel so bad about it...everybody makes mistakes -" 186 "There isn't a Kaydet in the Corps who wouldn't like to be your pal.... if you'd let them -" 187 "And Betty's crazy about you, too....she can't fool me!" 188 "Wait till you sink the Navy next Saturday.... you'll feel different then I'll bet!" 189 "Have you still got that letter I gave you?" 190 "It's gone through." 191 "Mr. Dumbguard, how many days before the Navy game?" 192 "Three glorious days, sir.... praise be to Allah and the Army mule!" 193 "What is a goat, Mr. Dumbjohn?" 194 "A goat, Sir, is a beast that looks terrible, smells terrible, and is terribly afraid of a mule." 195 "Battalion-n-n-n attention-n-n-n!" 196 "Following inspection today the Corps will assemble in the south area to send the team off to the Navy game." 197 "Time of departure of the Corps for the game will be six p.m. tomorrow." 198 "Report to the Superintendent immediately." 199 "Short Corps Yell!" 200 "The Army's coming down the river, The Army's got the goods today. The Navy's goat begins to shiver and quiver, When the Army's mule begins to bray!" 201 "Mr. Wayne, you don't like West Point, do you?" 202 "Yes I do, sir." 203 "I understand you expressed yourself differently." 204 "I did, sir....but I'll be sorry as long as I live." 205 "I'll gladly die for the Corps, sir!" 206 "The Corps wants men to live...and fight for it!" 207 "Is there any reason why I should not approve your resignation?" 208 "I would like to the chance to make myself worthy of the Corps, sir." 209 "Sons of Slum and Gravy, We will sink the Navy." 210 "I believe you have the spirit of the Corps now - you'll have to hurry to catch that train!" 211 "Let's give 'em a good.... In Battery!" 212 "I owe the Corps an apology, sir...and the team, too." 213 The most colorful gridiron classic of the year.... The Army Navy Game! 214 "The Navy Middies are entering the field!" 215 "The Army Cadets are now entering!" 216 "N....A....V....Y! N-A-A-A-A-A-A-VY!" 217 "Ray! Ray! Ray! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! West Point! TEAM! TEAM! TEAM! 218 "Remember, you're fighting for the Corps! Now get out there and dig in!" 219 "Captain Munson of the Army wins the toss! The Cadets will kick off!" 220 "Ready, Navy?" 221 "Ready, Army?" 222 "Hold 'em, Army! Fight! Fight! Fight!" 223 Army - 0 - 0 - 0 - Navy - 3 - 0 - 0 - 224 The last quarter. 225 "Five minutes to play! Army's ball on her own twenty yard line!" 226 "Wayne!" 227 "I want a touchdown.... understand!" 228 "Wayne now playing left half for the Army!" 229 "Two more minutes to play." 230 "Touchdown, Army! Touchdown! Touchdown!" 231 "I apologize....fellows. If you can forgive me ...I...I wish you would." 232 Another June - Graduation Parade.... and farewell forever to the beloved Corps. 233 "They are here in ghostly assemblage, The men of the Corps long dead, And our hearts are standing attention While we wait for the passing tread." 234 "Kosciusko's gardens?" 235 "Mammy!" 236 "Mother!" The EndHome