Daddy-Long-Legs

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Baby Souls, Kings of the Future,
bearers of the Earth's great secrets
- waiting to cross the Threshold of Life.

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Babies are a lot like flowers.
  Some are born into the
world nourished and cared for
amid beautiful surroundings.

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While others see 
the light of day
from the sordid
atmosphere of
dump-heaps ---
stunted, crushed,
and fighting for
their very existence.

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The late John Grier
made his millions
on convict labor.
Therefore he ran
his orphanage on
the same principles.

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Mrs. Lippett,
the matron,
is this kind of
a little posie.

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Pansy Gumph, the matron's 
right hand. The only
bloom we can liken her to
is (we offer our sincere
apologies) a STINK WEED.

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The child of culture 
was christened
Angelina Gwendolin
Rosalind Wyckoff.

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While the other ...

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"Your name is Jerusha
       Abbott."

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All orphans look 
alike from any 
angle. Exhibit A,
  rear view.

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Jerusha has had 
  twelve years 
of being raised on 
the wholesale plan.

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Jerusha Abbott, nicknamed
by her fellow prisoners,
"Judy."
	Mary Pickford.

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Angelina Wyckoff -- petted,
   pampered and spoiled.

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But poor Judy ...

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"O the little birdies
   on the mountaintop
   -- far, far away."

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The Great Prune Strike.

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Three times a day the
orphans faced their 
common enemy, the prune.

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"The lives of us orphants is
just one darn prune after
another!"

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"Us boys is with you - -
starvation 'til we croak."

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"P-R-U-N-E spells Prune
Eating them means our doom.
Life's too short and death
  too soon
To fill our tummies with the
  darn old Prune."

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"Please, ma'am, we've dis-
solved not to eat no more
prunes."

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"Swear you'll stick."

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"Oh -- D---!!"

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"How's, oh h---!!"

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"Oooh - - I know a real
    nice dirty one."

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Meanwhile the scabs ...

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A gentleman who takes things easily.

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"Please Mr. God, we
    want food."

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"I didn't know He
  was so close."

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As the empty hours go by.

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"What's the matter with 
    that building?"

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"Which one?"

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"Let's go in before every-
   thing falls on us."

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"You hang on here and I'll 
try and make the kitchen."

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"Help yourselves -- take all 
     the jam you want."

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Children are sometimes lent to 
us to bring God's message
to Earth. These little tots
   await His summons to
   return to the Fold.

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The whispering chorus.

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"From now on - I'm boss
- and them poor kids
don't have to take no more
baths - and kin have
pickles and ice cream
'bout seventy times a day."

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"Apple Jack" - -

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"All my life I've wanted to
slide down them bannisters."

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Judy calls the monthly visit of
the trustees "Blue Wednesday.

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Miss Prichard,
who is human
even though she
is a trustee.

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"Such vanity!"

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"Tain't vanity - it's a
      spit curl."

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"I was only trying to make 
a depression on someone."

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"Get Miss Angelina a
  drink of water."

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"How do you work it?"

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"What can a lady expect 
from an orphan who doesn't 
even know who her own 
mother was?"

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"If you're a lady - I'm glad
my mother was an ash can."

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"I want my mama."

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"Judy, what is a mama?"

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"A mama is something what 
 us orphants aint got."

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"She's sick and will get 
   germs on my doll."

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"The doctor says she aint
goin' to live long. Give her
a little lend of it - I'll
squish all the germs, honest
- I will!"

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"Love it quick, you aint
going to have it long."

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"She should be punished 
      severely."

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Judy, - the
  example.

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"GOD will punish little girls
who steal and will send 
them straight to a burning
hot - hell."

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"As hot as this stove."

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It's all very well to punish 
other people's children. But
it's a different matter when it
comes to punishing our own.

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"Please, darling, do as
     mother asks."

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"I won't get out of this car
until you promise to throw
that nasty little Judy Abbott
out into the street."

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"Don't be harsh with her, 
dear, she is only express-
ing her individuality."

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Far into the weary hours
of the night Judy watches
over the little one who
    wants her mama.

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"I want my mama."

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Out in the great unknown
the mother hears the call,
and comes with loving arms
to take her baby home.

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The hot-house
rose, full blown.

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"Mrs. Lippett says when I
dies God will put me in a
big fire 'cause I'se bad."

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"He won't hurt you - God
loves little children."

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"What's the matter, Bosco.
   Got a tummy ache?"

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"Ain't nuthin' in there
       to ache."

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To add to Judy's troubles,
  it is Blue Wednesday.

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"He aint naked naturally
ma'am, it's only while I'm
mending his pants."

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"Bosco must o' took it."

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"He swallowed a bobbin."

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"Gee! I lost my mouth 
        organ."

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"If Bosco has fits, I'll
   be blamed for it."

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"The rich new trustee has
arrived. If those young'uns
don't behave I'll skin-em-
alive."

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"Why do people order
babies sent C.O.D.
and then don't take
them."

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The only time the children see real
  food at the John Grier Home is
when it is being served to the trustees.

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"Be quiet -- they may vote
to have our voices cut out."

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"Stop it!! Mugsey what are
      you doing?"

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"They called me a hippo-
potamus two years ago."

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"Then why are you hurting 
       them now?"

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"I never seed a pitcher of
     one 'til today."

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"His naughty spirit must 
      be broken."

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"Judy, they're goin' to
spank me on the spirit."

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"You shant spank Freddie
for something I've done."

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"Is this the way you show
your gratitude to the John
Grier Home -- by impu-
dence and rebellion?"

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"We are grateful - but you
have robbed us of the joys
of childhood by your
charity without kindness."

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Miss Prichard endeavors 
 to interest the new
  trustee in Judy.

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"There's a bright little girl 
here. I hope you'll be in-
terested in sending her to 
college."

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"She is quite a pretty 
    little thing."

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"I hate girls -- especially
      pretty ones."

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"Judy - you're wanted in
the tip-toe room - - Gee!!
I think they're goin' to hang 
you."

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"The new trustee has of-
fered to send you to 
college."

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"You are to ask no questions.
He does not care to see
you; write him once a
month about your progress
in college and he wishes
you to know him simply
as John Smith."

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"Please, ma'am, the new
trustee is waiting to take
Miss Pritchard home."

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"Can't I even thank him?"

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"I'm going to call him my
dear Daddy-Long-Legs."

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Five blocks away 
from the orphanage 
- with permission.

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But - she forgot her ticket.

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Home-sickness is a disease that
Judy escapes, because one
cannot very well be asylum-sick.

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Julia Pendleton, whose forefathers
were one of the ten thousand 
 families who came over on 
       the Mayflower.

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Sally McBride is
a true American
aristocrat -
Her father is
the millionaire
"Over-alls King."

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"Judy, aren't you simply 
wild about Omar Khayham?"

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"I've never tasted it."

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"Why, Judy - - he was a
      great poet."

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"Did you come from the
Massachusetts Abbotts?"

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"I descended from a long
line of telephone people."

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Headquarters of Dan Cupid, un-LTD,
       World Dominion.

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"It's time Judy Abbott fell
in love -- attend to it im-
mediately."

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Judy's first literary efforts ...

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Julia's Uncle, Jarvis Pendleton,
who would give his riches
to anyone who would 
take his relatives too.

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Sally's brother, Jimmie McBride,
    a Princeton freshman 
   who just hates himself.

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"Don't introduce me to 
those silly college girls
- they bore me."

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"Who is she?"

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"WHO IS SHE?"

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"You've certainly made a 
   mess of things."

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"I'm sorry, but my arrow
went right through Jimmie
McBride and stuck in 
Jarvis Pendleton."

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"You've probably started an-
other of those darn triangle 
things that will end in the
divorce court."

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"Do you have to stand up 
   every time I do?"

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"Yes, according to Hoyle."

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"Why does Mrs. Pendleton
      ignore me?"

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"She isn't sure of your social
position yet. Dad's millions
made her my friend for 
life."

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Lock-Willow farm.

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"I am Mrs. Semple. Mr.
Smith wrote me all about
you."

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"Incubator chickens are like
orphanage children - no
mothers nor families -
they're just born."

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"I come down here every 
summer to fish. Mrs. Semple
was my nurse."

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"Won't we have a wonderful
- I - I mean won't YOU
have a wonderful time?"

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Why did Judy put up her hair
 and lengthen her skirts?

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Evidently there is one girl
 who doesn't bore Jimmie.

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"I'm Jimmie McBride -
I've dropped in for the
summer."

134
"Hello - what's Foxy
Grandpa doing here?
I thought he was safe
in the Old Men's Home."

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"He has a right to be here.
Mrs. Semple is his old 
nurse."

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"Maggie Flynn is my old 
nurse but I don't spend my
summers with her."

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? [giant question mark]

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"Who owns that yaller car
      over thar?"

139
"The little fellar with the 
white beard you ran down 
in Podunk has come to -"

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"Bein' the Mayor he wants
  you to hustle back!"

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"Come again, Jimmie, when
you can't stay so long."

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"My ambition is to write a 
book so that I can repay 
Daddy-Long-legs for my 
education."

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Moon magic.

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"I'd like a real home with 
lots of folks of my own to
love me."

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"Judy - won't I do?"

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"I've always wanted a grand-
mother - will you BE IT."

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"Grandmother - I forgot 
the difference in our ages."

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Good-bye is difficult to say.

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"Mrs. Semple, what is love?"

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"Love is a bad habit - it's
much safer to have the 
measles - they ain't near as
painful."

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The publishers
   do not
appreciate the
tragedy of love

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"I'll go and write another 
          one?"

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Then comes 
the great 
inspiration.

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What's the use of graduation
with honors, if you haven't a
family to share them with you?

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"Are you my Daddy-
   Long-Legs?"

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"Lord no! - I ain't nobody's
daddy - aint never been
married!"

157
Being a successful author
changes Judy's social stand-
ing. Even the doors of the
Pendleton Home open to her.

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"It must be wonderful to 
   have ancestors."

159
"Miss Abbott, may I present 
      Miss Wyckoff?"

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"I've had the pleasure -
      thank you."

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   Angie devoted the 
   evening to making 
it pleasant (?) for Judy.

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"Judy is the first girl whom
Uncle Jarvis has ever con-
sidered seriously."

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"How common to marry an 
orphan - why, she might 
turn out to be ANYBODY'S
daughter!" 

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"Judy Abbott is the finest 
girl I know - and the 
cleverest one, too!"

165
"I'm sorry, but the Directors' 
meeting lasted longer than 
I expected."

166
"Say, young man, your tail-
light's out. You'd better see
Judge White in the morning."

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"I haven't seen you for 
    a whole year."

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"I stayed away because of 
  something I learned."

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"About me?"

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"Yes - - I love you, Judy,
and I'll be your grandmother
- if I may be your hus-
band, too."

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The big moment of Judy's life
is robbed of its joy, for her
soul is garbed in the hated
gingham of the orphanage.

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"I understand."

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"I can't stand this ancestral
morgue another minute!
Please, Jimmie, drive me
out to Lock-Willow."

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Even the weather
   weeps in
   sympathy.

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"I'm sorry, Jimmie, dear,
but I can't marry you -
you aren't grown up enough
for me."

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Where there's no sense
there's no feeling.

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Jarvis wanders
aimlessly for
hours, dazed by
his unhappiness.

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Judy waits two weeks for 
permission -- then takes 
matters into her own hands.

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  The Home of 
Daddy-Long-Legs.

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"Mr. Smith has been seriously 
ill, but you may see him 
for a few minutes."

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"Why, Jarvis Pendleton -
what are YOU doing here?"

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"This is my home."

183
"Your home? Are you my
  Daddy-Long-Legs?"

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"Yes - are you sorry?"

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"You must have read 
  my last letter."

186
"I wasn't permitted to open
my mail until this morning
- since then I've read it
one thousand, three hundred
and two times - you darling!"

187
"You brute - never
speak to me again."

The End

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