1 FATTY FINN played by "POP" ORDELL (They called him Fatty because he was not fat.) 2 "What sort of a job have I got to do this week Mr. Nicholls?" 3 This is the age of speed. [dissolves to:] 4 In comparison with the past we are born faster, live faster, eat faster, make love faster, get married faster, get divorced faster and die faster. [dissolves to:] 5 Every modern child is a potential speed demon. [dissolves to:] 6 Fatty Finn the world's greatest speed king. 7 Presented with a golden cup while the crowd cheer- ed and the band played. 8 "Gosh! What a bonzer dream!" 9 Tiny King who is Fatty's trusted lieutenant. .... Charles Roberts. 10 "Gee! Tino, I just had a beaut dream." 11 "--- and just as I smash- ed the record I woke up." 12 "If you hadn't woke up you mighter smashed your wishbone." 13 "Aw, Gee! It's only Jimmy Kelly. Betcha he wants to borrow a few alleys from you! Jimmy Kelly.....Ray Salmon 14 "Bruiser Murphy is here and he ses if you wanter race Hector in the Kid Stakes to-morrow, you've gotter put your nomernat- ion paper in today." 15 Bruiser Murphy, owner of the champion goat, Stonker, and Fatty's hated rival. ..... Frank Boyd. 16 If self importance grew like a pimple Bruiser would be wearing a carbuncle. 17 Bruiser's Secretary, Shooey Shugg. .... Edward Stevens. 18 The little fellow is nick- named "'Seasy," because to him nothing is hard "it's easy." Billy Ireland. 19 "The nomernation must be in by six o'clock today." 20 Headlight Hogan's double-lens glasses made him a double stickey beak. .... Stanley Funnelle. 21 Bruiser's sweetheart Betty Briggs. .... Gwenda Hemus. 22 "I orter push yer face in now Finn but if that paper ain't right, I'll see yer after the race. Yer can't bluff me." 23 "Comrades Hector is sure to win. He's a beaut galloper." 24 "I've locked him in the stable and he's not to have anything to eat till after the race to-morrow." 25 The traitor. 26 "These fellows can't bat; you go and give Hector a rub down while I show them how to hit a sixer." 27 "Get Hector out about six o'clock in the mornin' and I'll give you a glassy and six stinkies after the race." 28 Constable Claffey who keeps his eye on things. ..... Leonard Durell. 29 Macartney. 30 Gregory. 31 Right on the "silly point." 32 A lesson in bowling by the arm of the Law. 33 Mailey. 34 'Seasy stuck to the law like a spare tyre - in the rear. 35 "Gee! Fancy a girl having a beaut idea like that You should have been a boy." Kitty Kelly....Joyce Hazeldine 36 "Fatta da Finn hitta da ball, smasha da win'." 37 Hector undergoes his preparation. 38 "It was a stroke worthy of Jack Gregory sir. He pulled the ball nearly two hundred yards." 39 "My boy did that? How much would the window cost?" 40 Night fell -- all of a heap -- and owner, trainer and supporters tossed restlessly in their beds while they dreamed of Hector winning by a street but at 6 a.m.-- 41 Mrs. Fungus a friendly neighbour had washed her husband's only shirt. 42 Hector was stuck on what the sticker stuck. 43 Beginning to feel peckish, he does a little thinking. Question: Do goats think? Answer: Ask yourself. 44 "What about a bit of green stuff?" 45 Two of a kind. The one with the four legs is the goat by right of birth. The other just happened. 46 The one with the two legs is Horatio John Wart whose heart is in the right place although his face has slipped a bit. ..... Jimmy Taylor. 47 Madeline Twirt who loves Horatio like a cat loves fish. ..... Eileen Alexander. 48 "Oh Horatio my hero, my splendid he man." 49 "My rose, my bloom, my beautiful flower!" 50 That's what Hector thought. 51 Mr. Twirt's gout forced him out of bed an hour earlier than usual. ..... Tom Cannan. 52 "There's a Goat in the garden. Capture him and lock him in the garage. I'll have the ugly brute destroyed." 53 "My hero! My king! Wait for me in the summer house. I'll slip down with my suit case." 54 "My Flower! My Fruit! My Peanut!" 55 "Come on mister goat!" 56 The end of a perfect meal. 57 --- and Hector went through the card. 58 Hector decides to have a sleep in the summer house. 59 "Here I am. Kiss me Horatio." 60 Bruiser had despatched Stonker to the course early and was now having trouble with Betty who want- ed to wear the trousers. 61 News of Hector's escape had reached Fatty and while others played his heart was breaking. 62 Meanwhile an angel in disguise was coming among them. 63 Master Algie Snoops of Potts Point who longed to play with other children. ....... David Lidstone. 64 Under that velvet jack- et beats a hot and restless heart. 65 The call of the wild. 66 "Sissyboy!" 67 "Mummy's darling 'ickle baby, where is 'oo Nursie Pet?" 68 "Don't dirty 'oo 'ickle handies, Dear!" 69 "Mind 'oo safety pins don't come undone ducky." 70 "Did 'oo nursie give 'oo 'oo bottle pet?" Molly Kelly.....Evelyn Rawle. 71 "A feller ought to dot your blinkin' eye." 72 Scrum! 73 "You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Hubert Finn, hitting that poor little Potts Point boy." 74 "He'll do Fat. He can join the gang. Shake hands." 75 "Gee! That's good pepper." 76 "Gosh! Kitty it was'nt my fault I wouldn't have hit him if I'd known he could fight." 77 "Decent boys don't fight." 78 [animated title; each line revealed consecutively in circular pattern] PRETTY JOEY!!! "YUM YUM" Sheik! WOW "Oh kiss me Fatty!" "You're the one" "SHEIK!!" 79 "Aw gee! The fellers are a lot of cock-eyed fish." 80 "The fellers needn't think I want to kiss girls." 81 "I'm not scared of any copper - if he comes near me again I'll knock he's blooming -" 82 "Gee! It's Hector!" 83 "I know Mr. Twirt's place and can lead you to the garage." 84 "Gee Fellers, we're going to rescue Hector or die. Algie will be the guide." 85 "What did Napolean do?" 86 "We'll sign our names in our own blood so that we won't tell on each other. C'mon." 87 "You nick home, you'll only get us into trouble." 88 "Gosh, look at the bonzer swimming pool." 89 "Were you the only goat in there mister?" 90 "Hey Miss, let him come up for air." 91 "Somebody's got Fatty's goat." 92 "You get Hector while we have a swim." 93 "No savee." 94 Meanwhile the candidates were arriving on the course for the first heats of The Kid Stakes. 95 Fatty decides to put the lovers through the "torture test" before making them members of the gang. 96 "Look it's twenty to four and the race starts at four." 97 "I'll fly Hector over in my aeroplane." 98 The Big Parade. 99 Horatio in his wild enthu- siasm looped the loop. 100 So did Hector. 101 "Step on it Mister and I'll give you the right oil for the big race." 102 Stonker was favourite for the 5th heat but Bruiser Murphy, his owner, had a few words with a bookmaker. 103 "20 to 1 Stonker!" 104 But --- 105 --- Stonker won by two goat lengths. 106 "Spare me days, there are only two goats on the course - Stonker and me!" 107 Hector got there just in time to win the 6th heat and qualify for the final. 108 The Wireless Man worked overtime while a whole Continent "listened in" with breathless excitement. 109 "2 F.C. speaking ---- Listen folks! The greatest race of the year is about to start." 110 "They are now at the barrier. One of the goats has just eaten the start- er's straw hat causing a slight delay." 111 "They got away to a good start and Hector has gone to the front." 112 "Stonker has taken the lead from Hector." 113 "Windbag is making a great run Hector has fallen back beaten." 114 "Poo and Stonkey have turn- ed into the straight together." 115 "Poo!" 116 "Poo, Windbag and Stonker are fighting it out." 117 Stonker! 118 "Poo!" 119 "Hector is coming again on the rails." 120 Hector! 121 "Hector and Poo are racing neck and neck." 122 [animated title; each line revealed consecutively] "Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! 123 "Stonker is beaten." 124 "Poo! Poo! No, Hector!" 125 Hector! 126 [animated title; each word revealed consecutively] "Hector! Hector! Hector! 127 "Hector has won by a short beard." 128 There was joy in Hector's camp. 129 "You aint going to turn me down are you Betty?" 130 "You! You and Stonker couldn't beat a starved cockroach with sea boots on - you mutt!" THE ENDHome