A Agnes O'bstreperous Reviews "A Communist in King Arthur's Court 2: Stalin's Revenge." Agnes O'bstrerous Reviews "Planet of the Snowmen." (With Nifty Quicktime Trailer) Agnes O'bstreperous Reviews "The Revenge of Winnie the Pooh the Movie" Al Gore Clone Army Invades Florida	B Big Brother is Watching You Bovines Deploy Doomsday Weapon on Alaska Bovine Forces Capture Washington DC Bovines Fall; Beef Prices Plummet Bush Cheating on Richard Simmons With PeeWee? Bush Diaries Recovered Bush Having an Affair With Richard Simmons?	C Cheese, Friends Don't Let Friends Do China Kidnapped Aluicious Higginsworth Cow Rebellion Imminent Cream Cheese Gun Stolen from UN
D Dead Sea Scroll Reveal Useful Information Dress President Bush (Flash)	E Exclusive Inteview with the Man Behind the Moon. Evil Conspiracies	F Fum, definition of the word Fungus Cause of "Black and Orange" Eye Affliction!
G George W. Bush Controlled by a Small Radio Implanted in his Ear? Getting to To Know Your Bovine Overlords. Gore in Cahoots with Aliums? Gummy Bears: Are You Safe? Groundhog Released from Jail; Declares Self Reincarnation of Christ	H Halloween Costume Suggestions Higginsworth, Aluicous, caught while trying to leave the US. Higginsworth, Aluicious, kidnapped Horoscope (Issue 9)	I Issue Commentary (Flash)
J Jokes of the Issue	K	L Little Billy's Christmas Present Suggestions
M Mad Cows Stop Government Scandal Monster Child Found With Cream-Cheese Gun	N National Liar Poll: Our Kids are Far Too Stupid New Passages found in Bible Predict End of the World	O Offensive Valentines
P Political Cartoon Presidential Candidates' Alien Relations Policies Compared. Pope to Jesus: Get Yo White Ass Out of That Buddhist Monastery	Q	R Revolutionary Leader Captured by Green Police Rock Star Found Unconscious in Hotel Room
S Santa's Dead! Satan's Skull Discovered Outside Area 51 Satanic Cult Congregating in Bubble Stupidity, and What It Means In Today's Society Stupidity, a New View on Stupidity Update Summer Tips	T	U
V	W Watergate Case reopened; Nixon not dead W's Alternative Lifestyle Revealed	X
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