a John Donnelly joint

In a shocking new development this week, George W. Bush "came out of the closet."

During the court decision to recount the votes, Bush admitted to a secret alternative life style.

"Dick Cheney and I have been fluttering our lips about things other than the presidency," said Gov. Bush.

Dick Cheney commented about Bush's out going tendencies, Cheney commented "He's been drinking again."

"I don't think his wife is seeing much of him lately," Cheney added, winking suggestively.

Inside sources say that they do not believe that this will hurt him in the office if he gets in. But they propose cameras on him and his cabinet members at all times , like the secretary of defense, so he won't go to def-con 5 on Bush. But he probably wouldn't mind, wouldn't he?