In a shocking display of atrocious power this week, the Bovine Forces have, at long last deployed their doomsday weapon on the Alaskan and United States interim capitol of Ankorage. This blast, estimated to be over a million megatons, has wiped away all opposition to the new Bovine Fascist Party.

In a press conference earlier today, Bovine Chaircow Bessy commented that the Bovine Fascist Party would now target fast food chains. "You should have eaten us all while you had the chance, you stupid bald ape-things! Now you pay for your omnivoratude!" said Bessy, scolding humanity. "Now you will bow down to us, for we are the new Master Race."

The general feeling on the street is one of discontent. "I think Bovines are incredibly stupid," said John Donnelly, a human former-United States citizen, now a subject of the Bovines.

The Bovine Revolution, first reported by the National Liar in February of 2000, has been advancing up to this point of supremacy over the former United States for the past month. Their superweapon was largely ignored by the United States military, citing that they did not really think it existed.

What will happen next in this Bovine world domination saga? Reliable sources say Western Europe is going to fall next, followed by the Russian Federation.