Almost no one thought it would end this way. Those who did where cast out of society, regarded largely as maniacs with far too much time on their hands. But, on this humble day, those idiots were proven correct.

The Bovine Fascist party has been ousted from Washington, following the assassination of Chaircow Bessy. Without a leader, the Bovine Fascist party lost whatever stability it had, and degraded into bovine chaos.

With the sudden downfall of the party, Humanity has seized the opportunity to destroy our Bovine overlords. Yesterday, the Human Resistance Army advanced on the capitol, driving out the cows, who went out the back door. They were pursued by the Human Army, until the Bovines where chased into the Richard Nixon Memorial Slaughterhouse.

Needless to say, the entire Washington metropolitan area had beef for dinner that night. The new President, Andrew Edelman (Independent-NJ), remarked that the high ranking party officials were the most tender.

Indeed, the massive roast went out as a signal to all Bovine kind, many of whom, lacking focus, returned to their pastures in disgrace, disillusioned, but still with a taste for human meat.

Still, the location of the Bovine superweapon is still unknown. Equally unknown is whether or not they would rise up again. National Liar consulted with expert Andrew Edelman, who said it was unlikely. "Frankly, the whole cow thing stopped being funny after the third issue."