WASHINGTON, D.C.-- A group of cows, disillusioned of the Cow World Domination Coalition, foiled a government scandal. It seems that Rep. Gordon Frigette (R-Wyoming) left the Washington Dunkin' Donuts without paying for the entirety of his order, leaving one doughnut unpaid for.

The cows, who where doing charity work outside, caught the negligent congressman and hauled his fat rear to the police.

Mr. Frigette was brought up on charges of theft. He will stand trial next week.

The cows were awarded a congressional medal of honor.

The government declined to comment, but did not that "no such thing had ever happened." This is no doubt another coverup.

The cows could not be reached, likely another casualty of this nefarious coverup by the government.