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Revolutionary Leader Captured By Green Police

Buck is all we need to say. We've heard the name, we've heard of his revolutionary anti-capitalist deeds. Buck: a man filled with rage against the monopoly running our school cafeteria, feeding the hungry because the cafeteria doesn't care about your tummy, only the money in your pocket. In the manner of Robin Hood, Buck is a man of Freedom.

For many years, Buck has earned the respect of many students for his kindness and love towards others. But as with everything else, it has to end sometime. Buck walks into the cafeteria as he does everyday during period ten. In his mind he has already the a list of items people want him to get for them. Buck walks up just like everyone else. He is slick and cunning, like a jungle cat, and takes only what he needs. After getting out of line and walking back Buck has to make sure his pants don't fall down because of the weight of the food and his pants being 3 times bigger than he is. He sits down at his table while people ask, "You got the stuff Buck?" Buck slowly starts emptying his pockets when a Green police officer confronts him. Buck, using his quick thinking, dumps all the items in his pocket onto the floor. The Green police questions Buck. "What are you talking about… I don't know where that stuff came from."

Buck was escorted to Big Brother's office, where he was suspended for three days. Buck didn't care, because he knew what he did was in the interests of his comrades. What Buck will do is uncertain; he is a man with new ideals and red hair; he is our friend.

 

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