Wondering what to do over the summer instead of blowing bong hits in the cats face? We at the National Liar have put together a few ideas to help you decide on what the hell you should do this summer!

H In your basement, take dangerous chemicals and mix together in a delicious soup. Put them into a bottle or pot for easy transport. Call he United Nations and tell them of your hostile actions and the threat of chemical warfare. Demand Items in which the UN could not possibly get, such as nude pictures of Whoopi Goldberg and Angela Lansbury. If they don't comply, you know what to do. After receiving all your demands, FedEx the soup to Slobodan Milosevic.

H Join any right-wing, hillbilly, anti-choice, gun-toting, pro-NRA organization (easily done since you are a child and they act like children there) and slowly destroy the system from within. At lobbyist meetings in the House of Representatives, you can fake loud farting noises and then point a finger at Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert (he's kinda fat, so everyone will think he did it).

H Buy a huge amount of hostess cupcakes and fatten yourself up so you can follow the bandwagon. Remember 52% of America is fat (also, 52% of Andrew Edelman is fat).

H Create a cult praising American cheese. Go around to all supermarkets stealing American cheese saying it is your god. Then take all the cheese slices you collected and out it under the flag of Kraft (the maker of American cheese). Then run around in your local supermarket screaming "GOT MILK?"

H Call the local state government and fight to make "National Liar Day" a state-wide holiday. You can use tip number one to help you with this.

Have a Safe and Happy Summer, Kiddies!