a Little Billy joint

There as many costumes out there as types of Starbucks coffee. It can be tough sometimes to decide which one is right for you.. Never fear, Little Billy has all the unqualified advice you need.

• If you've got a taste for vaguely homosexual infant monster thingies, Teletubbies are right for you.

• If you get picked on and bullied a lot, then you should be a necrophiliac this year.

• If you are a prepubescent slut or a pedophile, then you should go as a teen pop star like Britney Spears.

• If you are pro-life and sarcastic, or pro-choice want to taunt pro-life people, go as the abortion pill.

• Go as your favorite National Liar character: Aluicious Higginsworth, the Alium, a cow, Little Billy, Andrew Edelman or one of those feisty megalomanical lawn gnome.