BAGHDAD-- In a shocking revelation, professor Saddam Higginsworth of the Bible Hoaxes department of the University of Baghdad had discovered a new passage in the bible predicting the imminent end of the world. This passage, apparently written on some primative version of an ink-jet printer in the font Times, was translated from Ebonics Latin to Latin to English. The following is the abridged version of the four-hundred sixty-four thousand words already translated by Saddam Hussein's advisors.

". . . And the world shalt openth up in a big pretty fissure and out forth shall vomit a foot and a piece of half eaten sandwich. This appendage shalt reeketh havoc on the world until such time as the world ceases to exist as approximately 2:45 PM Eastern Standard Time . . ."

Professor Higginsworth speculated that this passage may indicate that the world will end at 2:45 PM Eastern Standard Time. He has also suggested that all the citizens of the Earth amputate their feet and remove all sandwiches from their sight.

Higginsworth also speculated in his alcohol induced dementia that the sandwich and the foot could be a metaphor for the second coming of the Easter Bunny, who was assassinated in his apartment last year by a crazed foot and sandwich.

Either way, the world's going to end.