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Al Gore Clone Army Invades Florida

an Andrew Edelman joint TALLAHASSEE, Florida--With the rulings in and the nation securely under the iron fist of George W. Bush, Vice-President Al Gore has resorted to extreme measures. His plan: use 10,000 Brazilian clones of himself to force Florida into his auspices. The VP defended the legality of sending in an armed army of irate clones into a state. "There's a part of the Constitution that only vice-presidents elected after 1988 can see," said Mr. Gore. "Its called 'Futuate Floridam,' which is dead-guy talk for 'fum Florida.'" This clause, which apparently can't been seen by mortal men, Mr. Gore went on, explicitly allows vice-presidents named Al to invade Florida. W remained skeptical, calling attention to the illiteracy problem in the US. "If I could read, I would point out that there isn't a 'fum Florida' thingie," said Mr. Bush. Governor Jeb Bush is steadfastly holding his ground. He called for National Guard support but then cancelled it when his brother volunteered to lead the attack. "I know [George W.] is a drunk," said Gov. Jeb Bush. "He'd probably fire off a tank and miss and hit Catherine Harris or someone."

� Marching to subvert the constitution-- Al Gore clones converge on Tallahassee.

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