Earlier this week a rogue member of the Russian delegation to the United Nations walked into the headquarters of the U.N claiming to be an repair man and demanded to see the photocopier. While the woman at the front desk went into the back room to unplug the copy machine, the rogue Russian, identified as none other than Dmitri Hakhenkhov, the former NL cartoonist, sneaked into the top-secret laboratory which was conveniently located next to the front desk. Apparently the woman (who wish not to be identified) had suffered a spontaneous case of photocopier-butt-copying syndrome, and was unable to stop Hakhenkhov's evil plan. The rogue russian ambassador simply walked into the lab and took the cream cheese gun out of its unlocked highly visible case.

We at the National Liar are not sure what the gun would ever be used for but we speculate that the gun purpose is to shot creamcheese at unsuspecting U.N employees. After shotting the weapon the Russians would run at them laughing, "Ha ha! Look at the dumb creamcheese-laden capitalist!"

Thus far, the UN has declined to comment and has gone as far as to deny the existence of any creamcheese firing device. One wonders where the creamcheese used for ammunition has come from, since no milk has been produced since the beginning of the Bovine Rebellion.