An Andrew Edelman Joint

WASHINGTON, D.C.--As pictures surfaced yesterday, showing Democratic presidential candidated Al Gore clearly in the act of being in cahoots with aliums, the capital was abuzz with rumors as to the nature of the association. The pictures, taken by National Liar staff photographer little Billy, were taken in what seems to have been a "secret cahoosion" meeting in an old abandoned orange packaging factory. Apparently these extraterrestrials have contributed over a billion Alium quoincs (or two hundred trillion US dollars) to the Gore campaign.

On the subject, Republican presidential candidate George "W" Bush (who himself is rumored to either be a robot from hell or the reincarnated Nixon in disguise), commented that his opponent was "stupid and in cahoots with aliums and a bad man who will steal your firstborn son."

The Alium was recently brought down by the official Celebrity Tackling Goon as he walked from his hotel room to the hotel's bar, where sources say he frequently ordered massive quantites Diet Coke without ice. The Alium was taken to the official National Liar Alium Transporting Sport Utility Vehicle and moved to a secret location in my basement, where it is being interrogated by specially trained lawn-gnomes.

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