As you walk through the slimy corridors of your school, you may think you are alone, save for some of your dirtbag peers. But you are wrong. In point of fact, someone is always with you: an administrator. Yes, an administrator; the very people who give you ASP for exercising you first amendment rights (Note to Administrators and alarmist teachers: that's one of the amendments that doesn't involve guns).

All around the school, there are literally hundreds of video cameras, one trained on you at almost every moment. They are with you when you eat your lunch, when you fall asleep in English, when you are in the bathroom, and when you are in the locker room (that's the only reason they keep making you change…if you get what I mean).