Issue Two:

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

A: These days, its impossible. Many elephants have been trained by the US military to evade detection during and after a refrigerator infiltration.

Issue Four

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To evade Secret Service agents who wanted to take his camera away because he took pictures of people not liking a high-ranking politician's wife.

Issue Five

Q: Who really makes the National Liar?

A: The National Liar is produced by megalomanical lawn gnomes living under Andrew Edelman's bed in small huts constructed primarily of tube socks and dirty underpants. These lawn gnomes party all night, influencing Andrew Edelman as he sleeps, which is the reason he is so weird (but sexy). Anyway, the gnomes work in a sweat shop in a deep sub-basement of Vehicle Assembly Building of Kennedy Space Center, where an lawn troll watches over them with his beady red eyes and a really long whip. The National Liar is then submitted to the Kremlin, where Russian President Vladimir Putin closely examines the quality before the NAtional Liar is passed on to you, our really groovy readers, who are, most definitely, the greatest people on God's green Earth.

Issue Six

Joke of the issue:

Q. Is Andrew Edelman gay?

A. Probably Not. He has a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogues in his desk drawer.

Issue Seven

Q. Why are you always making fun of Andrew Edelman?

A. Well, it is mostly because he is such a great individual that in order to prevent him from being crowded with followers, we make him sound like some sort of ogre, or the lawn gnomes who write the National Liar articles. In truth, though, Andrew Edelman is a moderately good person. He has never been linked to any murders, and, to this editor's knowledge, never committed any acts of terrorism. Actually, he's kinda cute (i.e. sexy).