George W. Bush and Richard Simmons Caught In Action

"Bush don't like bush." &emdash;White House Intern a John Donnelly joint Late last night, President Bush was caught in the act with Richard Simmons. And this was no routine exercise program. When police entered the room they found President Bush "rubbing" Richard Simmons elongated 11th finger. "Richard looked like he has just seen Ricky Martin naked on the Internet, his face was so red." Commented a Police officer. Police hand cuffed Richard Simmons and dragged him by his afro to the police car. Simmons on the way kept on asking policeman if he could use his own car. The President claimed that Richard Simmons slipped something into his drink, something like GHB. He stated he felt like the world was caving in on him and that nothing was real. He wasn't arrested. Richard Simmons was charged with intoxicating the President and engaging in pleasures of the animal type. "I always knew there was something not quite right about their late night 'exercise programs,'" said Vice President 'Dick' Cheney. "I wish they had invited me."

President George W. Bush and "friend" Richard Simmons discussing the "missile defense program."       Related Articles: W's Secret Alternative Lifestyle Revealed

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