| BIG BROTHER: Harry Potter Style The fic that was too much for ff.net (in all its PG-13 glory) |
| Your favorite characters stuck in a muggle house with NO magic allowed! See the continuing antics of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Nymphadora Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Dolores Umbridge... and the Dark Lord himself.. |
| The historic 1st episode "The beginning of the end" in which everyone is introduced |
| 3. wicker rocks! ladies fighting over a seat next to...? 5. artistic license first challenge- playdough sculpting? 7. fine Punch and Judy brand cigars includes the scariest shower scene since Pyscho. 9. chess: a healthy pastime unless you're Lord Voldemort..and Sirius discovers a love note. 11. letters done, battle begun the admirer found, but the females of the house are up to more trouble. 13. aftermath as they try to recover from the challenge |
| 2. bathroom blues in which the guys find 6 showers isn't enough.. 4. shower infiltration an attempt to solve the bathroom blues. 6 handcuff incident of DOOM - Sirius and.. Snape?? 8. laundry and tiddlywinks difficulties in both. 10. first years' slumber party in which Draco's hair care products disappear... 12. beloved dialogue, come back! second challenge.. Britney Spears?? 14. ice cream twist. a physical challenge for ice cream - will the Malfoys prevail? |
| 14 and 3/4. ice cream continued - must be very late night kitchen raid if Snape participates.. |
| 15. no plot whatsoever in which we first meet Drunk! Sirius. 17. fridays without Remus ..the housemates have to cope. originally called "this comedy IS tragedy" - still true. 19. the horror third challenge - KIDS? Voldemort tells a story, and Snape.. best not talk about it. 21. don't bet with the Dark Lord. especially when people can get killed. 23. refrigeration issues in which Draco tries to protect his ice cream. 25. drinking games are bad Drunk! Sirius with accompaniment. 27. the didactic episode teaching the audience a lesson. ;-} 29. tired artichokes in which Draco cooks and the bathrooms are attacked. 31. it was only a matter of time.. before they start throwing food.. 33. picture it ..fifth challenge.. pictionary? 35. the lunch episode Black wants Lupin to cook... 37. lawn art of death - draco's health refuses to improve 39. sick puppies.. draco recovers, but the others.... |
| 16. morning, noon, and... a full moon for poor Remus Lupin. 18. copper sulfate Draco's hair and the jacuzzi do not get along. 20. towels and scones Pettigrew for a week! - will they survive? 22. soundtrack episode. ? 24. bringing home the bacon - an obstacle course between the housemates and real food. 26. warzone fourth challenge - capture the flag? 28. risky business - veto power up for grabs, who will take it? 30. sticky situation sticky note pranks on Voldemort. 32. combo of pranks... furniture and.. cheese? 34. the grease in Snape's hair... 36. what happened here? - not sure TheAuthor wants responsibility for this one... 38. costume party! 40. furry friends - sixth challenge - on dear god, not in the house |
| This IS in script format and it IS interactive.. Well WAS interactive. ALL DONE. So please disregard the voting links..If you have anything else to say, you can email me at: [email protected] |
| if anyone gets lost or bored, there's a list of some other fics of mine here. |
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| AS for ILLUSTRATION -this page still needs another one. A BB scene would be perfect. But some people are too fond of photoshop: behold, the beginnings of BBHPS foodart and COSTUME party! |
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| So instead of rambling in A/N, I've channelled it into a blog.. |
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| Lucius sits down to enjoy his well-protected ice cream sandwiches. |
| 41-42. double dip or clip? trouble brews as Lord Voldemort plots his revenge. The invalids recover, but...? |
| 43. factions forming... another eviction and hattrick 45. what huntboard? hanging a picture was never such a chore..nor does the sudden appearance of new furniture make it easier.. |
| 44. whistles and proposals.. the guys trying to live on their own.. will this work? 46-47 five year olds, squirrels, and a werewolf.. None of them fares particularly well on Friday and Saturday... |
| 48. kumbaya, my lord... You know what that means 50. cooking with Severus... though this be madness.. 52. goose chase.. the factions are getting more polarized, with a Sunday Challenge (Scavenger Hunt?) to further complicate the situation.. 54. scattered thoughts... a challenge and upset 56. denial. Someone doesnt accept eviction notice too well. 58. cardiac arrest... ninth challenge -- Operation? 60. flying fiends... our housemates discover some.. new housemates.. 62. they're not going to make it, are they? laundry, cooking and.... midnight pranking, uh oh. 64. tired of tires.... they find the weirdest things to fight about.. 66. we are not five year olds, really.... |
| 49. then there were five.... the latest eviction, a new present, and a shocking punishment 51. down and dirty in the kitchen.. No, not like that, sorry. 53. another fine pickle.... the food wars continue 55. not exactly aces around.. card games, yes, and also mind games, and also Voldemort cooking?? 57. wizard survival game gone horribly wrong... onions, cats and.. TV 59. The Postmodern Episode. utter nonsense or profound cultural commentary? 61. then there were three... THE FINAL WEEK BEGINS!! 63. garlic knots... Sirius has some issues to work out.. 65. out damn spot.... last challenge - they have to clean?? 67.. The Tuesday-Wednesday MEGA-FINALE - Ah (sniff) THE BITTER END! WHO WILL WIN? |