A lot of these jokes come with the compliments of Maarten from the Megalolmaniacs joke list. And Maarten here is the link I promised to insert... LOL
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Heyyyyyy
I thought you said it was a little box....
Most
other jokes come from Gaddy (learn more about her on my "Me
and my Friends page" ) and from Sam one of my Seff Afrikaans friends...
Keep those mails coming ppl.
Except for a few computer jokes and the cartoons I've decided to make smallish unsorted text files rather than list the jokes one by one... Also I have zipped all the text files for your convenience. That way you can download all the new jokes in one go and read them at your lesiure. jokes.zip Remember to check out the poem at the bottom of the page...
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Here are some that were too good to batch :
The New South African National Anthem
A
survival guide for visitors to South Africa
Here
is the new batch of jokes, also zipped as jokes2.zip
I
have also added 10 new cartoons in the cartoon section further down...
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computer jokes:
Helpline (You gotta love this one)
If beers were operating systems
Calls to the computer support department
Computer letter from the wife...
cartoons:
Here goes the first of my cat's lives
Mother Nature striving to keep up
You know you're using your pc too much when...
Garfield 2 New
Garfield 3 New
Clinton Memorial New
New US Clinton postage stamp New
Mad Cow's.... (Needs Powerpoint)
an assortment of other jokes:
The 18 bottles of whissshhhkey... (Thish ish an all time favouritsh of mine)
Taking out your frustrations... (This is a good one)
A list of viruses with a South African flavour
Adam & Eve in Seff Frican English
Are
you feeling old ? ( I am...)
something special:
Cat
Poem (not for the faint hearted).... Thanx to Amthor M.K. for this one.
For your reading pleasure here is the new batch of jokes. Enjoy them. Oh yes before I forget they have all been zipped into jokes3.zip for your convenience....
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Here is the latest batch of jokes with and especially funny F1 joke with a South African flavour in the last one. Oops, lest I forget here is the zip file - jokes4.zip.
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