You Know the Computer Belongs to a Redneck if.... 
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter." 
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 
4. There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU.
5. The password is, "bubba."
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 
7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast. 
9. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them. 
10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
11. The monitor is up on blocks.
12. Seven blue tick hounds under the desk. 
13. Deer jerky in the desk drawer.
14. The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with dueling banjos playing in the background.
15. The six front keys have rotted out.
16. And there are John Deer Pocket Protectors lying around.

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REDNECK COMPUTER TERMS:
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods 
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern 
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro 
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps 
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in 
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited 
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos 
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair 
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere 
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall 
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line 
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the Pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast 
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the Year 
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear