I Defy You By Grabbing My Evil Crotch!
This world is a hellhole-wrapped in travesty inside a bottom-less pit of despair
'Dick&Jane in Ebonics' sample passage: See Jane run. Run bitch run!
Eh, Allah?
Whatever You Say Great Satan!
Woman! Possessed! Evil! Wicked! She's mad I tell you! MAD!
This is the end of EVERYTHING!
"Pussy cat, pussy cat, what ya do there?" "Smoked a bowl of cat nip at Piccadilly Square!"
Gladys: The Groovy Mule!
And give in to sad thoughts that are maddening?
You little MONK-ASS-BITCH!
It was the choice of a stupid girl. Someone I hope I no longer am.
Late At Night You Come Crawling Back!
Frontier Psychiatrist!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Shout outs to all my evil homies in helltown!
Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow!
Now watch me whip my hair with RAGE!
Spoken word has changed man!
Immortalize me with 'A&E BIOGRAPHY'!
Love's got me down-hearted baby! I got a bad case of the blues!
Please, Think Of The Kittens!
FABIO!
Is Your Moral Compass Broken? Are You Adrift In A Sea of YUCKY Evilness?
Church! Charity! Chastity!
I'M NOT YOUR PERFORMING MONKEY! I HAVE MY DIGNITY!
I act like shit don't phase me, inside it drives me crazy!
I have no idea what I'm doing. I am scared and confused and I think I might throw up!
A Good Person Would Get Up, Get Dressed, Brush Their Teeth . . .
Killing Me Softly!
But How Can That Be? Look What Love Gave Us!
Mind-Numbing, Soul-Sapping, Brain Washing CRAP!
And Now-A Look At PURE EVIL! Viewer Discretion Advised!
You Blubbering Church Weasel!
Things God Might Say!
I Am Woman! Hear Me Kill You!
Email To meL!
Note To Nicki!
Amish Coke Dealer!
Recovering Crack Whore!
Caught In The Fire!
Fred Penner Is The Shit!
That's Right. Even A Poor Misguided Yuckyface Like You!
What Can't We Face If We're Together?
Brother and Sister Together Will Make It Through!
Mass Hysteria! Idol Worship! Deforestation!
Time To Get Drunk, Depressed, And Suicidal! YEAH!
Now I got a wonderful livejournal:
Click Here To See!
I might go back to this but who knows. I think this is kinda more fun though, with all my funky headlines and crap. YAR!
Let's hope you learn from this experience, you evil evil whore.
I Defy You By Grabbing My Evil Crotch!
WARNING: What's on here is what comes out of my head, mostly. I do not take back or take down what is written. These are my feelings, not all of them last, and this all goes back to my philosophy: "If I've gotten over my feelings, everyone else should!" If you have a problem with this, I'll send my army of finger puppets commanded by Bitter Beer Face after you! >=P
