oh wait! Whats that in the sky?

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It, its opening, it looks like- wait!, It looks like a golden arch?

No- look, its a stargate and there looks like a big red rock forming!!

Oh no, I wqas wrong, its forming a big red rock, and its coming this way????

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh

I believe that there is something not quite normal about you, starjade; but i'm not sure that i would term it "paranormal"....I think it's more like "notanormal"; or, "sofarfromnormal", or, and this is my favourite "normalifyouconsiderbeingcompletelywackynormal".

Yeah, destroy me too, starjade....or at least give me genital herpes or something. 

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Starjade says:  Aaaw how sweet.  I can see I have been on your mind giving you much food for thought even to the point of your waking.  But be warned if you try idolising me I shall chop that sleepy head off it shoulders. 

As you have been so thoughful I thought I would send you a poem i wrote for the whole of islam.  Enjoy.

The Islamic Sound of Silence.

Hello darkness, my old friend.
Those Muslims talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seed while they were bleating
The haunting vision
Starjade has planted in their brain
Still remains
Hence the sound of their silence.

In restless dreams I walked alone.
Down narrow streets of cobblestone.
Thinking of how those Muslims moan.
Neath the halo of a streetlamp.
I turned my collar to the cold and damp.
When my eyes were grabbed
by the flash of the moon light
That split my sides laughing right
Hence the Islamic sound of silence.

And in that naked light I saw
Ten thousand Muslims maybe more.
Muslims shirking without speaking.
Muslims hearing without listening.
To the Revelations that Islamic voices came aware.
And yet not one dare
Disturb the sound of silence.

Fools said I you do not know.
Islam like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you.
Take my arms that I might reach you.
The Koran is false and misleading you.
That is why I sura 4:82 d you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell.
Into their Islamic Hell.
And echoed in the wells of silence.

And the Muslims bowed and prayed
To the moon god that they had made.
And the sign flashed out its warning
When they shirk it every morning
The Satanic verses they are spawning
And the sign said
The words of the prophet are written on the subway wall.
And Islam has taken a Sura 4:82 fall.
Hence the Islamic sounds of silence.

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Oh wait? That was not a big red rock after all, stargate. It was just Uranus, silly me.

I think that I need to tell you this again....i'm not a muslim.  I'm canadian.

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Starjade says:  As a matter of fact the borg is a good example for I am one yet a part of the whole.  I do not have a spaceship.  I flew here under my own power.  You Muslims are the preditors.  But I am the Alien who defeated you all.

Starjade says:  I can drop the entire building down upon your head by just remaining silent.  So why would  need a meteor.  Speaking of Meteors this exposes other absurdities in the Jkoran that you cannot explain away.  Meteors, and even stars are said to be missiles fired at eavesdropping Satans and jinn who seek to listen to the reading of the Qur'an in heaven, and then pass on what they hear to men in suras 37:6-10; 55:33-35; 67:5; & 72:6-9.

How are we to understand these suras? Can we believe indeed that God throws meteors, which are made up of carbon dioxide or iron-nickel, at non- material devils who steal a hearing at the heavenly council? And how do we explain the fact that many of earths meteors come in showers which consequently travel in parallel paths. Are we to thus understand that these parallel paths imply that the devils are all lined up in rows at the same moment?

(Tee hee  heee) Rub the bottle and you believe a Genie will appear and here are you thinking you can poke fun. :) 

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Starjade says:  but I have no interest in all Muslims only the Arabs the descendants of Ishmael.  No others from islam unless they can prove they are descendants of Abraham.  No others are on my agenda.  So you believe what ever you want to believe and stay out of my way.  And who would have thought after 1400 years someone would come along and destroy the credibility of the Koran using the words of the Koran itself by the Sura 4:82 and prove the Koran did not come from god and that Muhammad is proven to be a liar and a fraud who is presumptuous to think he could speak in Gods name.  Yet I did all that and in just one day islam bit the dust. 

Starjade says:  Panic not the apocalypse I have Prophesied will stone this entire Planet to death.  Everyone but those I save will die.  Any element of the Earth will do for death will be death. 

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I am only Joking as I have lots of friends in Canada. 

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wooooooow wooooow wooow wooow wow..

are saying you have abilities now????

allright

starjade:

before i judge that you are crazy.. if you are really a "prophet".. show me a miracle?

but wait.. i want the miracle to be my choice... i will say things and you do it... ok???

i will not believe you if you didn't show me a miracle.. i will not believe you untill i finish from the things i want you to show me..

untill then.. you are just crazy person ..

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when you talk about Quraan.. it is obviouse you mind is sooo small .. you don't undestand Allah's abilities...

i know how is your mind look like... so i won't debate with you

man you r soo funny

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Ahhhh, do you know tom who lives on sumach street?  Just kidding, I don't even know tom who lives on sumach street.

So, starjade, how does one go about being saved from this end of days apocalypse?  Do you give me a card with ten happy faces on it and everytime I purchase something you stamp one of the happy faces, and if i fill up my card, I can then be saved?

Or does being saved entail more than that?  I'm very curious. 

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Starjade says:  Muslims idolise Muhammad.  Other Muslims also complain about that fact and so do i.  Open your minds and see Golden Calfs can be made from many things. 

Starjade says:  I pity you and you misled idolisation.  As I have said you are making Muhammad you God the same way the Christians do with jesus and it is pitiful.  

Starjade says:  I have converted hard core cut your head off Muslims away from islam using Islamic law.  Tell me does your idolisation of Muhammad mean you will ignore Islamic law and the words of the Koran.  When the Sura 4:82 of the Koran proves the Koran does not come from God which makes Muhammad a liar and a fraud and presumptuous to think he could speak in Gods name then what are you going to do. ?  You are in a predicament. 

Starjade says:  Christians idolise Jesus as well as Muslims idolise Muhammad.  There is no definitions there is idolisation which is a form of sad and blasphemous worship and then there in not idolisation.  There are two differing tales of how this character Jesus died.  One new Testament states Jesus died upon a cross.  Another states Jesus died upon a tree.  Jesus of course was just a character written by Roman Christian New testament writers.  He never existed in reality.  And it was the Christ that died upon a Cross for the Christ is a Mushroom the very fruit that grew upon the tree of knowledge in the Garden of Eden.  Your not religiously minded to any depth are you. 

Starjade says:  yes I agree with you Muslims today are on a killing spree for the sake of their idol.  Mind you the Christians did a world wide stint at that not so long ago.  So they are as bad as each other.  The Living god forbids the worship of idols and following false Prophets and false Gods is forbidden. 


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