| REVIEWS In Alpha Order |
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| Bad. Poo with corn bits. |
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| Good cheese. Based on a 1 to 5 scale. 5 great movie watch it many times 4 Friday night rental quality 3 good for a boring weekend 2 watch it once 1 don't bother unless you really like the genre |
| REVIEWS |
| Descriptions |
| THE REVIEWS ARE COLOR CODED: RED = DVD WHITE = "Old Skool" VHS TAPE BLUE = Random try at actual review |
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| So bad it's good. DEVIL CHEESE |
| A Nightmare On Elem Street Series Freddy Krueger is a jerk Arachnid Stupid giant spiders Bram Stoker's Dracula Best Dracula EVER Cube Cubes and DEATH TRAPS C.H.U.D. Hobos Turned Underground Mutants Dead Alive GORE GORE GORE Deep Rising Tenticles and SEA MONSTERS DRACULA 2000 DRACULA + Bullet time Evil Dead ZOMBIES and EVIL TREES Executive Decision A cheap DieHard clone on a plane HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES Rob Zombie made a crappy movie In The Mouth Of Madness SAM NIEL and the Apocolypse Jack Frost Killer Snowman Jack Frost 2: ROTKMSM More of that loveable killer snowman Jeepers Creepers That Monster has old person hair!!! JC's Ghosts of Mars Zombie on Mars JC's VAMPIRES A movie that's better than the book. GORE JC's Village of the Damned What's worse than 1 evil child? 8 of 'em... JOHNNY MNEMONIC Keanu Reeves surfs the net Kung Pow Hilarious Chop Sockey (not finished) (old) KRULL I want an army of SLAYERS MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE Stephen King, Emelio Estevez, and AC/DC Memiors of an Invisible Man CAn you see Chevy Chase? MIMIC Giant roach men eat people Mortal Kombat !!!FIGHT!!! Random actual review Omen 1,2,3 EVIL DEVIL CHILD PARENTS What if your parents were cannibals? Prayer of The Rollerboys "Extreme" Skating in a bleak, desolate future PREDATOR 1 / 2 Alien Hunters Pick on Random People Python A BAD CGI PYTHON The Replacement Killers SHOOTING AND MORE SHOOTING RESIDENT EVIL 2nd best video game movie EVER SESSION 9 Ahhhh Scary Wheelchair SK's The Night Flier A very messy vampire SLEEPAWAY CAMP A very low grade, 80's, Summer Camp Slasher Texas Chainsaw Masascre 2003 Chainsaws are dangerous THE EYE Asian Horror in actually scary THE CELL Vince Vaughn is really the only good thing The Howling Hey look a Werewolf about to eat your throat The People Under The Stairs Bet you can't guess where the people are The Running Man ARNOLD plays a rather violent gameshow The Serpent And The Rainbow Lots of Voodo and Bill Pullman Universal Soldier Van Danme VS. Lungdren in Nevada VIDEODROME LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH! Virus GIANT ROBOT FUN Warlock the Armagedon EVIL Warlocks always like a killin' Wrong Turn Killer Mountian Men |