| John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars 4 Cheeses Cast: Melanie: Heroine/ mostly called luitenint Jerico: Has the hots for Mel/ funny accent Williams: Criminal guy/ Semi hero Uno, Dos Tres: William's gang Brothas Rookies: Martian zombie fodder Commander: Decapitated Whitlock: Unleashes martian thing/ Weird Martian Sand Thing: Posesses people and Zombi-fies them Leader Zombie: Really cool looking Zombie Minners: Like body piercing Train Driver: Magically vanishes while getting on train in the end Plot To start we find our heroine had cufed alone on a train. She then tells a council, court her story. It starts off with her team having to travel to a small minning town to transport williams who's convicted of murder. THet find the town desserted and many people hanging upside down beheaded. Soon they find a bunch of peole in the jail. Eventually they find that a martian force thing has been released and takes over people's minds and zombi-fies them. And everytime you kill one the martian force just choosses another host. Jerico witnesses some zombie ritual thing and is saved by the Brothas. Everyone ends up in the jail and "talk it out". They decide to try and make it too the train and lots of zombies end up getting shot and two of the people die. The group ends up back in the jail. The zombie make a battering ram. Invade the base and everyone escapes except for the Brothas. The zombies have razor edged frisbies that chop heads. Once on the train the decide to go back and blow up the power plant, it works but every one but the heroine and Williams dies. The train driver magicaly dissapears from the movie once he gets back on the train. There is a small fight on the train and the leader zombie dude is 'Sploded somehow. After her story is told and she has left we see the evil sand heading for the city. She is then woken up by sound of alarms and rioting. Williams walks in and suggests they go off and kick some zombie, ahem, "Butt". Gore Level: Numerous Bodies Numerous Decapitation A Couple of body parts Some blood Heads on stakes Crazy Zombie body piercing I Learned: Sand can posses you Aluminum food cans can be turned into grenades |
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