| Arachnid 1 Cheese CAST Lauren Mercer: Heroine/ Pretends to be tough Len: Semi Hero/ Ex- Marine Brother: Cause of anoying side plot Marine dudes: fodder Naitives: fodder Anoying Doctor People: fodder Plot well all the people go on a medical expidition to this island and their plane crahes. Soon enough some stupid side plots come up. Then there's big puppet spiders and some ticks and some centipede things. They eat people. The whole plot has been done before. Even Jurassic Park 3 did it better. Except with dinosours and not stupid looking spiders. Special effects Crapy CGI THEY ALL SUCK Big Spider puppet Some little ticks Lots of fake spider web Gore Ticks inside skin Tick exploding out of marine dude's eye Spider Drool Things I Learned EVIL Giant spiders still arn't scary Water Tornado things short circuit planes Spiders are stealthy and silent Every giant movie monster has the same "in pain" roar DVD EXTRAs THREE CRUDDY TRAILERS Bottom Line This movie is horible. It's not even good on the "so bad it's good" level. It is boring predictable and stupid. Only for people who like giant spider/ bug movies. But they wont even like it. |
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