WRONG TURN
               3 Cheese


       Characters:
       -2 Main Characters: 2 main characters who don't die
       -Disposable Characters 1-4: They're gonna get kill'ed
       -3 crazy inbred killer mutant hobo mountian men

      
Plot:
       6 People in their mid 20's get trapped in the middle of the West
       Virginian woods and are kiled off 1 by 1 by the inbred killer
       mountian men. It really doesn't get much more basic, yet the movie
       is still better than most movies off its ilk.

      
SFX:
       Rather good costumes and gore except for some green screen
       effects that are only average. The mountian men look pretty good.

      
GORE:
       Barbed Wire Throat Cut           Dismenmberment
       Arrows Through Chest      Arrows Through Head
       Head Sliced In Half          Axe Smack     Stabbings

      
I Learned:
       Never go to West Virginia
       All inbred mountian men are Canibals
       They're also great archers
       Stuff will explode violently as long as it holds Gasoline
      
      
BOTTOM LINE:
        I felt the WRONG TURN was actually a lot better than most
        of the "A bunch of people are trapped somewhere and killed
        1 by 1" movies. It didn't have tourture like most movies like
        it do, and that made it better. Cause really tourture sucks.
        I really don't know why I liked it I think it was just cause it
        was a good short waste of time. But that's all that matters,
         really.
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