| Cast Lionel: Pansy Hero/ Great Lawnmower Paquita: Love interest who's mom reads tarot Lionel's Mom: Gets bitten by a "rat monkey" and turned into a zombie Priest: Knows Karate and uses it effectivly/ Says: "I kick A$$ for the lord" Baby: Zombie baby who's hyperactive Plot When Lionel goes with Paquita to the zoo, his mom is spying on them and is bitten by the clay-mation rat monkey. She then squashes it's head with her high heel. Slowely she turns zombified. Eventually her and a couple other zombis end up tranqulized in Lionel's basement. The EVIL bald cousin finds them and makes Lionel give him the house. He throws a party and everyone ends up a zombie. In the end Lionel come into the zombie hoard with his lawnmower and chops every one up. His mom turns into a giant monster and then tries to kill him. She burns to death. SFX The SFX were all pretty cheesey. But there's so much blood covering the zombies it's hard to tell. Gore Level 1000 buckets of blood 1 ton of intestines 1 intestine monster zombies cut in half and apart and decapitated I Learned In New Zeland they sell tranqulizers at the vet Poison is the same thing as animal stimulant Zombie babies can be inside of you and you'll not feel it Rats can Rape monkeys DVD Xtras Theatrical Trailer Bottom line: Not for the queazy. A real classic from the director of the Lord Of The Rings movies. I command you to go see it now. If you don't EVIL CHILDREN will eat your brains, so there. |
| DEAD ALIVE a Peter Jackson Film |
| 4 CHEESE |
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