| Jeeepers Creepers Cast: Daryl: Brother/ smarter at the end Trish: Sister/ smart during the begining Mrs. Cleo: Not really, but the lady reminded me of her Lady with cats: Fodder Scary Monster: The Wishmaster meets your grandpa with wings/ has old guy hair/ has big hat Cops: Fodder Plot: Brother and sister are going home for spring break and get run off the road by a mean old guy in a truck. Later they see the old guy dumping a body down a pipe. They're stupid enough to go back and investigate. Daryl finds cavern of dead, sewn together bodies. Old guy finds out and gets pissed. The monster messes with their car while they're at a dinner. He smells Daryl's pants. This is when the movie starts to go downhill. Monster old guy then kills a bunch of people leading up to the chase through a police station. Daryl dies in the end and gets his eyes pulled out. How's that for a happy ending? Gore: Chopped off head Cavern of plasticy bodies Pulled out heart: Actually almost funny Eaten numerous body parts Empty skull with holes in it Things Learned: Monster are angry because they have bad hair A monster pulling out someones tounge with it's teeth pretty Old ladies have explosive shotguns Monsters can do back flips in slo-mo Monsters like the taste of police Bottom Line: Jeepers creepers is an almost good movie. It starts off really scary for the first half; but it's all down hill from there. It does have a couple black humor moments such as when the guy's heart's pulled out and you can see the other policemen through the hole. You should rent it once or twice but be warned, the ending, really SUCKS. I mean if you are going to kill one of the stars of the movie at least do them both in. That way the other isn't sad. Interesting fact: This movie was filmed in Marion County, Florida. |
| 2.5 cheese |
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