JACK2

   Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowmen


    Characters

      Sam: The sheriff from the first movie played by a different actor
      Wife: The wife <see above>
      Friends: Just two stupids friends who deserve to be eaten
      Agent Manners: Retired FBI agent <see above>
      Jack Frost: Same evil snowman   imune to anti-freeze Has snowball babies
      The "Jamacian" guy: resort assisatnant with a fake accent
      The Colonel: resort owner       Captian Fun: Best character in the movie

       "Plot"

      Jack frost is brought back to life by coffee and decides to go and get revenge
    on Sam. He somehow finds out that same is in Hawaii and swims through the
    ocean to get there. Once there he kills many innocent bystanders in
     increasinglly stupid ways.

       Once everyone realizes Jack is there they set an antifreeze trap for him. It in
     turn makes him puke up EVIL snowball babies which eat people and can't be
     killed. Eventually the remaining people find that Jack shares Sam's allergy to
     bannanas and they kill him by shooting a bannana arrow into his chest. Then
     Jackzilla attacks two sailors. (Just watch the movie to understand).

     "SFX"   (cough cough)

         The special effects were very "Special" indeed. With those snowball
    puppets and the snow CGI. The snow DNA did actually look better than in
    the first. Every thing else was worse. Who cares? the film used for the movie
    was worse than most TV shows.

      "Gore"

        Ice cicle stabings         Eyes on tongs
        Smacked off arms         Snow guts
        Ice impalings                   Some mild blood
        One "creative" kill involving a gay guy and a camera

    I Learned

       One easy way from evading a plot is having the good and bad guys share a
               psychic link
       Coffee is anti-anti-freeze
       This movie will be on very few resumes

    I wondered

       Why so many people hate this movie?
       When is the third in the series coming out, if ever?

        "GREAT" quotes for movie history

        "It's time for captian Fun-un-un-un."
        "Jack Frost is a cold blooded killer."   "Damsel in distress, on the beach."
       "20% chance of frostbite, 100% chance of death."
        "Friends don't let friends drink and surf."

          Bottom Line

Jack Frost 2 was most definatly one of the cheesiest movies I have ever seen in my life. Correction, the cheesiest. It has the worst acting,
SFX, Plot... and the list goes on and on. Who actually cares? Sure the
first had better everything but the second was much more funny. I command you to go and see this movie NOW...

OR MY EVIL CHEESE MINIONS SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!

Snow Fad It's Good With A Tropical Filling